Snake on a Plane

This post has nothing to do with sports, but we felt compelled (as a public service announcement) to share this with you.

Try to avoid falling asleep on an airplane when off duty "baggage handlers" are around. And trust us, this dude WAS a "baggage handler".

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

And here, they say that airlines had stopped providing full service flights.