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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Duke Falls in Fan Poll

Due to our efforts to point out the evil intentions of Duke basketball, the latest Harris Poll reports that Duke has been overtaken as the most popular college basketball team...by UNC.

The University of North Carolina, was named the nation's favorite basketball team according to the latest Harris Poll. The No. 1 team for the past four years, Duke, not only took an early exit from the tournament this year, but dropped to No. 2 in the Harris Poll as well.

Thank you to all who participated.

13 comments:

Steve said...

Duke was #1? Where the hell are all these "fans" at? Step outside of Durham and all I find is haters.

Hell, type Duke Sucks in Google and see how many hits you get.

I spit on this Harris Poll and deem it uncreditable.

the butler said...

I'm with Steve...

Who the hell did they survey? Dick Vitale and his immediate family?

I think this might be another reason UNC vaulted to # 1...

Anonymous said...

Notorious N.O.I.S.B.

I think that Steve needs to get out of the ghetto and the Butler needs to get out of the pantry.

Duke is a favor of the suburban living, van driving whites because are the "smart" players who hustle and play "team ball."

They also do not have corn rows and that even their black players speak in grammatically correct sentences. That has to be worth worht at least 5 points on the popularity scale.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Duke is a favor of the suburban living, van driving whites because are the "smart" players who hustle and play "team ball."


Sir, and soccer moms...don't forget soccer moms!

Steve said...

"I think that Steve needs to get out of the ghetto..."

"Duke is a favor of the suburban living"

You contradict yourself, I need to get out of the Ghetto because that's where the Duke fans are at? Then you say Duke is a "suburban living" team?

If you don't have anything to bring to the table, maybe it's best if you just kept silent and thought a fool.

Anonymous said...

Ghetto-Fabulous Steve,

I do not doubt that you will find Duke Haters all over the U.S. I am sure most of them are living in neighborhoods where alt Liquor is being advertised of most billboards and most of windows have bars.

However, if you go into places they do not sell malt but have entire gourmet food section in the stores you will find Duke fans everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Notorious N.O.I.S.B.

Unless Josh McRoberts is a contestant on Americal Idol, I doubt that the soccer moms are a big fans of Duke Basketball.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"if you go into places they do not sell malt but have entire gourmet food section"

Sir, is this a reference to Michael Vick's new restaurant/wine bar?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Unless Josh McRoberts is a contestant on Americal Idol, I doubt that the soccer moms are a big fans of Duke Basketball"

Sir, Josh McRoberts would make a better contestant on AI than a center in the ACC. He is just ambigously gay enough to charm America!

the butler said...

"They also do not have cornrows"

Sir, I beg to differ.

See here

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"See here "

Sir, that shit's fly. You know who keeps it tight for him? We need to find out.

Anonymous said...

The Butler,

Playing for the Clippters is a good way to ensure that no one will know that you are alive. I doubt if 50 people in the U.S. could pick any Clippers player out of a police "six-pack" picture lineup.

I assume that the Federal Witness Protection program uses the 12th man position to hide slow white guys over the height of 6 ft, 10 inches.

DigitalHeadbutt said...

You're welcome, my brother.