red- round two
green- sweet sixteen
blue- elite eight
purple- final four
1 Florida16 Jackson St
-Mississippi, the home of Jackson St. is still one of the most segregated states in the country. UF will segregate Jackson St. from the tourney.
8 Arizona9 Purdue
-'Zona's most athletic leaper is a white dude. No thanks. It's Purdue.
-Fried Gator tastes like chicken. We love fried chicken. It's Florida.
-One of our favorite Negro TV characters was Benson, a Butler.
4 Maryland13 Davidson
-Dell Curry's son plays for the Wildcats. But, that isn't enough of a genetic advantage to overcome the Terps and Gary William's sweaty suit.
-Maryland got their crappy game out of their system against Miami. Butler got their upsets out of their system early on. Fear the Turtle.
-Despite an epileptic fit thrown by Gary Williams, Billy Donovan will be around wearing Gordon Gecko's hair for at least one more round.
-Winthrop was integrated in 1964. Other than the football and basketball teams, we aren't sure ND is. Winthrop.
-Miami is due some karmic payback.
-After battling Notre Dame and Jesus, Winthrop won't have enough left for the Ducks.
-It pains us to pick against Brother Paul Hewitt, but this team really is a Wreck.
-Wisconsin hasn't been the same since they lost Butch, but the Islanders aren't the ones to send Wisconsin home.
-Wisconsin is good for one more game before they really miss Butch's elbow.
-In a battle of schools from states in which the only Negroes are either in shoulder pads or on the hardwood, Brother Ernie Kent and the Ducks get the nod.
-Joakim Noah looks like he should be wearing a hijab, so we'll take Florida over Oregon out of the Midwest.
-Niagra Falls.......thank you, thank you very much.
-As long as they call their home Rupp Arena, we will always root against them. Villanova.
-VA Tech is in Blacksburg. You know our pick in this one.
-Brother Chris Lowery and his Salukis send home another Catholic contingent.
-Blacksburg vs. Negro coach. Tough choice. But our gut tells us that SIU takes this.
-This is the traditional type of Kansas team that has their fans hopes bursting at their inflated seams. But those seams will hold fast here.
-The devil won't go down this early. He'll taunt us for at least another round.
-Pitt has been tough against inferior competition. Panthers.
-In a battle for the ages, McRoberts and Gray will bore viewers into a coma and Pitt will grind out the victory. Coach KKK will blame the refs, his players, his wife, his daughters (who have nice personalities) and Mike Nifong for the loss.
7 Indiana10 Gonzaga
-Playing in the WCC has completely prepared the 'Zags for a first round game against an average Big 10 team this year. Zags.-Last time Weber St. was in the tourney, they sent UNC packing. No upset this time.
-Bruins are too much. Gone-zaga.
-Ben Howland coaches agains his former team. And thanks God he didn't bring those slow white dudes to LA. UCLA moves on.
-The bubble bursts on Kansas, as the school that gave us Jackie Robinson advances to the Final Four.
-Billy Donovan matches his mentor, Rick Pitino by taking his team to a second straight final.