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Monday, March 5, 2007

Shani Davis: World's Best Speed Skater















Shani Davis broke his own world record in the 1500m event at the World's Cup, this past weekend. Clearly defining himself as the world's best, and possibly laying the groundwork to become the greatest speed skater of all time.

Shani is a Negro.

We took the time to enlighten the world, several weeks ago, with an accurate account of the ice being the last hiding place for the white athlete to excel and dominate. Hockey, curling and skating were the endeavors to which white athletes could retreat and hide from the competitive superiority of the Negro. Brother Davis' latest accomplishment literally cracks the ice beneath the white athlete, clearly demonstrating that the Original Human may well also be the original skater.

Shani Davis has laid the ground work for a Negro invasion of frozen arena's around the country. Much like Tiger Woods provided for golf.

Unfortunately, this story is buried by the sports media. It's clear that they find his burgeoning dominance of his sport lamentable. His victory and record have only received foot note status. Why, you ask indignantly?

It is quite simple. If the white powers that lord over the sports media empires of the mainstream outlets were to propogate this story with the intense coverage and exposure it warrants; panic would set in across white America.

The one "stage" on which white athletes could perform without eventually being pushed to the fringes is now clearly being claimed by the original human, the original skater. And that scares the white man. The sports media wants to hide this, to pretend that all is well in the frozen world of what passes for white athleticism.

Certainly, if Shani were a non-Negro, the media would be hailing him for sportsman of the year and we would be force fed his image by marketers around the country. We'd see him on popular TV shows, like "Dancing With the Stars" (like that non-Negro skater Apollo Ohno).

But, for now we won't. The fear of cornrowed skaters wearing tight fitting Phatfarm or FUBU gear while blurring circles around the white skaters is enough for the media to try to pretend like this isn't happening. The fear that some accounts of the NBA's All Star Weekend have instilled in white America has lead to a fear that the World Cup of speed skating will turn into a scene abounding in entourages, weed and Pacman Jones ordering the the beatdowns of female Ice Capades extras who have been flown into town to entertain the throngs of skating fanatics.

Yes, we are witnessing a media denial and whiteout of an unavoidable shift in the culture of skating. It is happening and it is real.

Through all this, Shani Davis has only one thing to say:

"Talk is cheap," he said. "I just want to skate."

As-Salaam-Alaikum!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dont forget that during the winter Olympics his white teammates turned on him.

Signal to Noise said...

The sports press is only interested in speed skating come Winter Olympic time, plus, they don't like Shani's mom much, talking more about her than him during the last Winter Olympics. However, given that most Olympic parents can be categorized as terrorists assaulting Colorado Springs (which I support), I don't know why they got quite so obsessed about it.

Anonymous said...

The reason why the media isn't making a big deal of it isn't because dude is a Negro, it is because no one cares about speed skating unless its the Olympics.

Fuck your conspiracy theory.

Salam a lakim mother fucker!

Anonymous said...

"Certainly, if Shani were a non-Negro, the media would be hailing him for sportsman of the year and we would be force fed his image by marketers around the country. We'd see him on popular TV shows, like "Dancing With the Stars" (like that non-Negro skater Apollo Ohno)."


That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Once again, you guys say dumb things just to create turmoil among races.

If "Dancing With the Stars" was a racist show, how come Jerry Rice, Emmit Smith, Master P, Monique Coleman, and Evander Holyfield among many other African Americans were contestants on the show.

Please appreciate Shani Davis for his tremendous skating ability rather than his race.

Oh wait, that's impossible for you guys. Everyting with you guys has to involve race.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"If "Dancing With the Stars" was a racist show, how come Jerry Rice, Emmit Smith, Master P, Monique Coleman, and Evander Holyfield among many other African Americans were contestants on the show."

Sir, hmmm. You bring up a relevent point. One we hadn't thought of:

The show takes Negro icons and makes them dance like puppets. Looking like fools in silly outfits prancing around to the white man's beat.

Excellent point! Thank you, sir, for bringing it up.

Anonymous said...

Tiger Woods is a negro? Unbelievable!

James said...

I would point out that most Americans get their asses handed to them by Korean and Chinese skaters, who have developed superior techniques, as well as by us Canadians, whom have been toughened into creatures with blades permanently attached to our feet in order to survive and prosper in our torturous area of the world.

All hail Hae-in-sa and Sakuram!

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"I would point out that most Americans get their asses handed to them by Korean and Chinese skaters, who have developed superior techniques, as well as by us Canadians, whom have been toughened into creatures with blades permanently attached to our feet in order to survive and prosper in our torturous area of the world."

Sir, wonderful. But maybe you should have the skates surgically removed and learn to read. We don't care about most Americans. We care about Negro skater Shani Davis. He set a world record. That means he went faster than koreans, chinamen, and canucks.

D o y o u u n d e r s t a n d ?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Tiger Woods is a negro? Unbelievable! "

Sir, believe. It is your only salvation.