Denver Bronco's WR Brandon Marshall was arrested the other day for allegedly impeding his girlfriend's exit from his apartment complex by using his car to block the taxi she had called. She alleges he then beat on the windows and yelled at her.
Marshall claims that she was trying to leave with his cell phone and that he was trying to get it back before she departed on a flight to Georgia.
Sounds reasonable. Girlfriend takes cell phone while she is out of town to ensure that Marshall doesn't have access to his booty calls.
The court finds the defendant not guilty by reason of insanity.
Insanity, in this case, being a jealous girlfriend.