The righteous smiled and nodded. Knowing what they had always suspected had been revealed as true.
The undead souls that wander aimlously muttering lines like, "Coach K runs a clean program and cares about the boys", lashed out with defensive and vile emails and comments.
He who doth protest too much!
As we trudged through the emails, we found much anger and foul language. And we found great joy. Much originating in Maryland.
But the email that really got our attention was this one (finally some REAL recognition):
From: "Dr Donald Blankstone"
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:40:30 -0000
You have been specially recommended for this Year 2007 special grant,
After confirming your professional record and experience.
The UNESCO convention of 1995 held in Geneva unanimously agreed to
give a quarterly science grant of seven million Euro (7 million Euro) to two
(2) outstanding individuals from various countries, who can render selfless
service to humanity. The Carter foundations, who supervises this science grant, encourages
mostly African and Asia projects. If you are interested in receiving a grant for a science project then get back to us through this email:- firstname.lastname@example.org if not,
then good luck with your own business.
Contact Person :- Dr Donald Blankstone.
Email :- email@example.com
How you like us now? The world is finally listening!