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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Urlacher: Misogyny Personified

Elijah Dukes felt the brunt of the media's wrath when voice mails and text messages he left in a fit of rage on his estranged wife's phone were made public. Essentially, they led to a downward spiral (including news that he impregnated a single young lady) that led to his being relegated from his big league position.

In light of such, one wonders if the Bears will be cutting Brian Urlacher in response to his latest transgression against females.

Urlacher has been sending horrible and vicious text messages to the single young lady he impregnated. The single young lady he left with his child.

But we aren't reading about it on the front page of the sports section. We aren't hearing it as the topic of delight on sports talk radio.

Now, in Urlacher's case, the media just accepts it and moves on.

Robertson claims Urlacher had sent her more than 30 nasty text messages since January. In those messages, he allegedly called her a "hooker" and "jealous b----," among other things, and once made this suggestion: "make one of your pimps drive you around," according to court papers filed Friday in their child custody case.

These vicious assaults against her dignity and morality can not go unchecked. If this is how Urlacher interacts with the mother of his son, we can only uninformed-ly speculate at the nightmarish interactions that must take place with women that he shares no connection.

Perhaps the most disturbing message that Urlacher sent was a disparaging remark about his 2 year old son.

""Your raising a little p---y."

That's right, apparently Urlacher called his son a pussy. Real nice.

We at NOIS suppose that the 2 year old would be on the road to being a "real man", like Urlacher, if he would only start calling women hookers and skanks and such.

If Urlacher weren't the photogenic cover boy for Aryan Magazine, we can only imagine how the "media" would be portraying him as a woman hating man that uses verbally abusive language to describe his son.

We ask: Commissioner Goodell, this is the image you are choosing to cultivate for you league? A man seething with hate for the woman that is struggling to lovingly raise the child he abandoned? A man doing all he can to make life difficult for a hard working single mother? A man who refers to a child that is being taught to value women and honor and cherish wholesome values as a pussy?

Our advice to Urlacher: Don't hate the player, hate the game. If you ain't ready to lose, you shouldn't play.

17 comments:

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My Hero Zero said...

Brian Urlacher is an ungrateful little pig.

- Alec Baldwin

Michael said...

What 2 year old isn't a pussy? I dare you to find a two year old that the freakishly skinny goth kid that sat behind me in high shcool could not beat up.

rstiles said...

you're right!

Tracer Bullet said...

Well, Brian, you could raise your own damn kid, though that would cut into the time you spend banging whores. On the other hand, maybe some time spent in the company of hookers would be good for the kid. It worked for Black Icon and American Hero Melvin Van Peebles. Better the kid turn into a white Sweetback than another bullet-headed linebacker WHO ABSOLULTELY USE STEROIDS. Nope. Not even a little bit.

Tracer Bullet said...

That should have said DOES NOT USE STEROIDS. Shit.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

" Please let me know where I can send my application"

Sir, we are currently determining the qualification requirements for the position.

We appreciate the interest on your part and will certainly apprise you of the details.

Just an FYI, the position is 90% travel.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"you're right! "

Sir, well...of course.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"On the other hand, maybe some time spent in the company of hookers would be good for the kid."

Sir, according to the boy's father...all the boy's time is spent in the presence of a hooker.

Dirty Sanchez said...

Tough love from #54. Nothing wrong with that.

Dawg.

the butler said...

anyone who wears a "Vitamin Water" hat has no right to call anyone on Earth a pussy.

censored said...

urlacher needs to get some lessons from michael jordan about how to keep his illegitimate kids out of the press.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"urlacher needs to get some lessons from michael jordan about how to keep his illegitimate kids out of the press."

Sir, you are right.

We were gonna say Tom Brady...but Brady's kid isn't even born yet and is in the press all the time.

censored said...

"urlacher needs to get some lessons from michael jordan about how to keep his illegitimate kids out of the press."

Sir, you are right.

We were gonna say Tom Brady...but Brady's kid isn't even born yet and is in the press all the time.


oh please...we all know that the press does not cover the transgressions of white athletes...where has this supposed Tom Brady story been featured? produce the obscure link...probably from a radical muslim anti-white newspaper.

ultrasound tech said...

"where has this supposed Tom Brady story been featured? produce the obscure link...probably from a radical muslim anti-white newspaper."

umm, yeah. ummm..leave the sarcasm to nois. cause, you know, you pretty much suck at it.

Mr Telefone Man said...

"umm, yeah. ummm..leave the sarcasm to nois. cause, you know, you pretty much suck at it."

i second that emote-tion. jeez, censored, why bother? You aren't funny, you aren't ironic.

What's the point, homeboy?

BoSox Siobhan said...

Sir:
Another pasty white, blue-eyed devil applying for the position of Ambassador to Blogfrica here.
I have the additional challenge of being a woman.