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Friday, July 13, 2007

Urlacher: Forced to be a Father

We have previously lodged complaints in this forum citing the horrible example athletes like Matt Leinhart, Tom Brady and Brian Urlacher have set for their young fans with their irresponsible lifestyles. Pointedly, about the budding army of illegitimate children the three are mobilizing.

Finally, after months of our shedding attention on this plague, the judicial system is listening to us.

Possibly, Urlacher referring to his child as a "pussy" was the final insult against fatherhood that could not be overlooked.

A judge ordered Urlacher to attend parenting classes.

We applaud this action and commend the judge responsible for mandating that Urlacher at least make an effort to learn the skills necessary to deal with the situation.

Certainly, this is a message being sent to the triumvirate of bare back lovers. Strictly and sternly saying that society will not accept them polluting our environment with their seeds if they are not willing to adequately parent them.

This is a step in the right direction in enforcing the concept of personal responsibility on these particular athletes and their ilk that seem to live life as if they are beyond reproach.

Let's just hope they get the message.

15 comments:

Dave the Wave said...

how bout this.
send urlacher and brady to parenting classes.
castrate shawn kemp.

seems fair.

Burnsy said...

I'm pretty sure the triumverate of bare back just planted itself in my lexicon.

Sir.

ZEKE said...

"I'm pretty sure the triumverate of bare back just planted itself in my anus"

fixed it for ya...

censored said...

Is Rae Carruth going to be teaching those parenting classes?
Lesson #1: If you dont wear a rubber, learn to pull a trigger.
Lesson #2: it is all the white mans fault...oh wait you guys cant use that one....you may actually have to take some responsibility. Here practice by burping one of Shawn Kemps little bastards.

Burnsy said...

You really pwned me on that one, Zeke.

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"Here practice by burping one of Shawn Kemps little bastards. "

i never heard of the rainman being forced by the courts to take parenting classes...so, i think this documents that urlacher is a less prepared father than Kemp.

why even bring kemp into this?

oh, that's right, you gotta try and make a black athlete look bad...well, it ain't noise that made the cracker in chicago look bad...his calling his son a pussy is what did it...and the judge ordering him to learn to be a father did as well.

Johnny Cockring said...

burnsy, sir, don't be downtrodden.

zeke thinks lexicon is a euphemism for anus. either that or another type of transformer.

Johnny Cockring said...

Shawn Kemp moved to Cleveland so he could pay his child support.

If that's not proof of fatherly devotion, nothing is.

ZEKE said...

"zeke thinks lexicon is a euphemism for anus. either that or another type of transformer. "

oh SNAP!

a crazy mad putdown fashioned by the poet that is Scoop jr.

Ouch, that hurt, Scoopy....

H.N.I.C. said...

Sir, as a long time sonics fan may I make a correction, I believe that on the poster on my wall it's actually "Reignman". Not trying to nit pick but growing up in the pasty northwest a young brutha must cling desperatly to any and everything like-toned.

Thank you.

GMB, inc said...

It's quite interesting how those athletes you have listed are all white. You page carries quite a racist undertone and you yourself might want to look at how you could effect society. You seem very sympathic to those of African American discent while overtly attacking anyone who is white. It is sad to see that you base much of what you write on race.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"It's quite interesting how those athletes you have listed are all white. "

Sir, so, it's unacceptable to write something and only include one race?

Noted.

" It is sad to see that you base much of what you write on race. "


Sir, we look at from the opposite spectrum.

You come here, and read race into everything.

YOu are the one that had the problem with us mentioning white players in the post.

Leave your pretentions at the door and see that the world is more than black and white.

Don't read race into everything.

You limit your already limited capacity to understand.

Enjoy your smooth mind.

GMB, inc said...

Ahh to play dumb, quite a childlike response. You can use your word games and attempt to reverse the rolls. But others can see your hatred, people see through your games, you are a hateful man.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Ahh to play dumb, quite a childlike response. "

Sir, question. When ESPN runs their stories on Pacman, Elijah Dukes, Chris Henry and Tank Johnson.

Did you message them and ask why they only gave such head lines to Negro players? Did you ask why white players like the Titans Robert Reynolds or the Chiefs Jared Allen were not getting headlines on espn.com or full features on sportscenter?

Of course you didn't.

But you come here and demand that if we mention something negative and use white players as the example, that we include Negroes.

And you call us childish?

erg89 said...

There's no excuse for bad behavior, period. But how can you seriously say that Tom Brady is a bad example for his fans, and also show full support for Travis Henry, who has fathered NINE illegitimate children? That's a double standard. This is just another racist viewpoint on sports, although I suppose it does balance things out a little, considering that there are less racist black commentators than white ones.