Earth shattering news.
According to ESPN, a fruity looking male spice girl has arrived from the UK.
Apparently there is a bleached blond, ambiguously male, white soccer player that was signed for an ungodly sum by the Los Angeles Soccer Team (we'll edit in the name of the team when we care about MLS).
Rumor is, that upon landing, everyone in the area with legitimate XY chromosomes demanded that he be returned to sender, post haste.
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And beautiful African stars like Drogba, Kalou, and Essien are ready to kick his pasty ass next week.
Brothers,
You should care, it is the greatest, most popular sport in the world, knocking down racial barriers with 0-0 draws and multi-cultural national teams like Barcelona. Subscribe to Fox Soccer Channel and bask in the glory that is Thierry Henry before he starts playing in La Liga and the beauty he and Ronaldinho make melts the eyeballs of all those daring enough to watch.
Sincerely Yours,
Straight off the boat
Why I hate Soccer:
http://therealshotter.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html
ahh hell... that didn't work...
it is in the June 2006 archives.
I like his wife's chest assets.
I second the comment made about the chesticles his wife got. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
I must admit my cultural-sensitivity shortcomings, as all skinny, brooding white Englishmen look the same to me. Who is this Beckham fella, and which emo-band does he front?
"all those daring enough to watch."
Sir, we couldn't describe an afternoon watching soccer any better....
Pfft, one more skinny, ugly blond in L.A.? Who'll notice?
I don't know...
Bend It Like Beckham was a pretty entertaining movie.
not that I care about soccer, but your towel wearing counterparts worship the "game" of ball kicking. maybe you and Michael Vick can watch a few matches, I hear his African ass has some free time.
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