Match the "quote" with the person that might have said it.
Topic: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
a) My buddy, House, emailed me the other day. He suggested that we claim Serena Williams off the waiver wire for our fantasy tennis team. If only the Sportsgal had back like that. I'd wax it like Ralph Macchio in "The Karate Kid". Good times!
b) I am gonna knit Sir Mixalot a clown suit and floppy shoes. His ridiculous rhymes about big booties are holding black folks down. Consider yourself warned, bojangler!
c) Allow me to be the first person in Illinois, if not all humankind, to find fault with big butts. That is...unless they are in a locker room attached to a sexy male athlete.
d) We ordinarily wouldn't bring this up; but, yeah, we'd like to see a whole lot more rumpshaking out there, so you know, feel free to leave us a tip if you have access to that sort of thing.
e) Biggest. Booty. Ever.
Choices:
1) Dan Shanoff
2) Jay Mariotti
3) Jason Whitlock
4) Bill Simmons
5) Will Leitch (deadspin)
7 comments:
a-4, b-3, c-2, d-5, e-1
what do i win?
a-4
b-3
c-2
d-5
e-1
I want a gold star.
"I want a gold star"
Ma'am, we have limited resources. How about a rhodium triangle?
They shall win the same thing the Crusaders won when they tried to impose their godless religion on us--a brutal execution and being Rosie O'Donnell's masseuse in the next 50 lives. Praise be Allah.
"and being Rosie O'Donnell's masseuse in the next 50 lives."
Sir, while firm, Allah is fair. Such a purgatory would be beyond the imagination of the most vividly horrific mind.
No offense to hockey fans; we know you also have an affinity for Mr. O'Donnell.
For the record, I found this quite hilarious. You're on to me! Shit.
"For the record, I found this quite hilarious. You're on to me! Shit. "
Sir, oh dear. The mainstream white media has found us!
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