Daunte Culpepper. Not long ago, certainly the premier Negro QB in football. Renowned for his laser arm and ability to use his size and strength to neutralize pass rushers. Fast forward to career threatening knee injury.
Brother Culpepper endured a vicious hit to the side of his knee (incidently the hit was administered by a player coached by a white man, coincidence?) that tore his ligaments. This ended the season for Culpepper.
The Vikings response? Get rid of him. Certainly, a Negro with a lame leg is of no value to the "owner" of the team, right? Forget about the years of sacrifice and dedication Culpepper gave the team. Forget that the brother's career was now in jeopardy. Cut him. Show the Negro the door. This is the human equivalent of shooting a lame horse.
But Culpepper persevered. He rehabbed and worked to prepare himself to be the starter for the Miami Dolphins. Clearly, his knee was not 100%, but Culpepper cast caution to the wind in his loyalty to the team that signed him. Again, risking everything. Brothers and sisters, this is an example of unmatched courage.
Set back followed. Culpepper was place on the injured reserve list in an effort to give him the opportunity to fully heal. And what did Culpepper get in return? Snowflake Steve Young questioned Culpepper's work ethic. Essentially, he recalled that old favorite stereotype: the lazy Negro. Young belittled Culpepper's leadership and committment on national television. All this done while Culpepper worked furiously to regain the form that had brought him to the top.
Again, the effective equivalent of shooting the lame horse.
But, let's examine what happens to the lame horse. Not the figurative lame horse, but the REAL lame horse. Barbaro!
A threat to win the Triple Crown of horse racing, Barbaro unfortunately snaps his lower leg. The response? Typically, one would think it would be to shoot the horse. But no, that is only good for poor farm horses and Negro athletes. This horse, a favorite in the white dominated world of racing, was airlifted to a special hospital to receive treatment from the worlds premier veterinary clinic. Message boards were errected to discuss his progress and relay messages of good faith and cheer to the HORSE (giving irrefutable evidence of the questionable sanity and intelligence of white folk).
Where is Brother Culpepper's message board?? Do these people realize that if they had put one up for Daunte, unlike the horse, he might be able to read it?
Barbaro was even the recipient of a prestigious Sports Human of the Year award on this site. So a HORSE can win the Sports HUMAN of the Year award, but the original human is called lazy and a poor leader?
Brothers and sisters, you see where the Negro stands in sports?
We carry the tail of the lame horse.
To be clear, we have no beef with a lame horse. Lord knows, they can be delicious if cooked properly and the world needs glue.
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Great site. I agree that Barbaro seems to be the darling of batshit crazy, middle-aged white women, while Culpepper has drawn nothing but scorn and derision during his time in Miami.
If Joey Harrington beats out Culpepper next year, then you truly know that it is the work of the Devil (or Daunte got caught again sticking his tongue in some strippers cooch on a boat somewhere).
"you truly know that it is the work of the Devil"
Sir, we thank you for your input. Finally, a lucid and cogent contribution to the comment section.
WHITE POWER!
"WHITE POWER!"
Sir, the redundancy of your statement is self evident.
I've no quibble with your argument concerning horses, which are best left to the plow and, as you note, the gluepot. But I will thank you not to anoint Steve Young as a spokesperson for white devils when Mike Gminski is already providing color commentary on otherwise perfectly good television broadcasts.
Thank you, and good day.
"But I will thank you not to anoint Steve Young as a spokesperson for white devils when Mike Gminski is already providing color commentary on otherwise perfectly good television broadcasts."
Sir, I will not even pretend to understand what you trying to convey. We can only assume it is malicious attempt to undermine the message of the 5%.
so there I was, balls deep in the nation of islam
FYI the site that declared the Horse Sports Human of the Year is a comedy site. They do not post real awards.
However, your message is still valid and do not worry for Culpepper will rise again.
"FYI the site that declared the Horse Sports Human of the Year is a comedy site. They do not post real awards."
Sir, I can only take your comment to mean that you believe the original human athlete is not even worthy of a FAKE award? And that it is some kind of joke to belittle the original human by bestowing the fake award on a horse. I don't see the humor.
Ah see you miss the double, perhaps triple, entendre of the comedy. By bestowing a fake human award on a horse, the site is indeed saying that humans are above fake awards and should only be endowed with receiving real awards. The award glorifies humans in all of the human glory. I can understand why this caused confusion.
Also it should be noted that Barbaro is in fact a Negro horse. White horses are generally not race horses as they are very slow and uncoordinated.
"should only be endowed"
Sir, I should not like to open this discussion to the topic of "endowment" in relation to Negro men and white males. All can agree that it can only result in diminishing returns for the white male.
"they are very slow and uncoordinated"
Sir, you have my full concurrence. And, if I may, might we apply the same sentiment to white commentators?
Daunte Culpepper with only one leg is still a better quarterback than Rex Grossman with two.
- the Real Jay Mariotti
PS - however I must confess my undying love the horse...
"however I must confess my undying love the horse... "
Sir, stating the obvious does not qualify as a "confession".
Sir, I enjoy the blog. But, being white myself, am I allowed to even read the blog, or by using bandwidth to read it, am I pushing the Negro internet user out from your site?
I'm sure you have a rough draft on standby concerning how Donovan McNabb is about to be cast aside in Philly? Does it matter that it will be for a Mexican?
And when will you address the conspiracy to make Michael Vick a running back?
"But, being white myself, am I allowed to even read the blog"
Sir, you are encouraged to read the blog. It may present the only opportunity for truth in your otherwised bleached world.
"And when will you address the conspiracy to make Michael Vick a running back?"
Sir, oops....Ma'am, you introduce a faulty conspiracy. The conspiracy in Atlanta is to constantly change coordinators or head coaches until Vick is so confused he can no longer compete.
"Sir, the redundancy of your statement is self evident."
WHITE!
"WHITE!"
Sir, we appreciate the lesson you have learned. Under the burden of an oppressive financial system, we have learned to be economical in everything, even words. Thank you.
Preach it Brother NOISB!
Brother, you need to get some photo's on this page of truth.
"Brother, you need to get some photo's on this page of truth."
Sir, photos are a mechanism of the white devil which can be altered and changed to bury the truth beneath a snowstorm of lies. Thereby distorting the reality in an effort portray the Negro in a less than flattering dimension. I thank you for you input, brother, but in this instance, your advice would play into the devious intentions of the powers that be. We will consult the Nations director of nubophotographisicm to see if, as Negroes, we have advanced to the point that we have our own system of displaying stilled images.
I appreciate your clear thinking Brother NOISB'er, but when you consult the director of nubophotographisicm ask him if we can get some of this up on board:
http://xxlmag.com/EyeCandy/
I know they are the media's entrappments but give me just one of these fine nubians (Vida's from the far shores of the mother land, right?) with some Sweet Baby Rays Spicy BBQ sauce and I'm one happy, closer-to-my-roots man.
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