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Friday, January 26, 2007

Be Careful Out There: White Race Car Drivers On Crime Spree

While the white dominated media is busy castigating the mischievous young Negro men of the Cincinnati Bengals, who have shown an over exuberance for a good time and have made a few understandable, but poor, decisions: We urge our readers to be careful out there!

A new scourge of lawlessness has arisen, and probably won't get much coverage in mainstream, white media.

NASCAR and Indy car driving are gems of the white sports world. Little athletic ability or talent is needed. Simply find a sponsor willing to pay your bills, and BOOM; you are a race driver. The common man aspect of this is probably what is so appealing to the average red neck and Natural Lite drinker. While watching out of shape, unathletic drivers spend hours turning left, the average fan of this sport can look over at his buddy Jim Bob and say, "Boy, howdy! We might could probably be some race car drivers, I reckon."

Well, race car drivers have proven to be a dangerous, law avoiding lot; hiding behind the protection of a friendly media and an ignorant fan base. Today saw reports of a run of terror unmatched in the world of sports.

First, a driver named Al Unser Jr., who has won some racing event held in the midwest (or something) let loose with what is tantamount to a personal assault on the state of Nevada.

The second incident involved urination and general snarky wiseassery from the mouth of a young, crackerjack driver. The snarky wiseassery was from the mouth; the urnination was not.

We are sure these incidents will be burried beneath reports of Chris Henry receiving a measly two days in jail for something which was clearly a misunderstanding.

Readers of NOIS: Be careful out there.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are too stupid for words. nascar is not about just going around in circles. it is about how to mix strategy and technology with the human element of driving. get a clue!

Steve said...

When ya come in and call a man stupid, doing so under "anonymous" is bullshit. Grow a pair and log in before you post.


NASCAR is retarded.

Anonymous said...

if i grow a pari and a log, will you suck it like you suck this blogger's? fag.

Dirty Sanchez said...

Calling those young Bengal Negroes mischievous is like calling Britney Spears sexually active. It's a little bit of an understatement.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Calling those young Bengal Negroes mischievous is like calling Britney Spears sexually active"

Sir, speaking of Miss Spears (nee Federline), don't you agree that it is about time she had a little love from the dark side in her life? These scruffy faced wanna be dancer/models who come to her free of the entanglements of careers or futures, with their hands out and offering nothing in return. Don't you think it is about time she allowed the original human to show her what a REAL kept man is all about?

Dirty Sanchez said...

At this point, I think Papa Spears would probably welcome the news that Ms. Spears was dating a Negro.

I disagree though. Mr. Federline has fathered four kids with two woman that on the surface appear WAY out of his league. If he can't show the world what a kept man with no future or prospects looks like, then I don't know who can.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

" Ms. Spears was dating a Negro"

Sir, agreed. About time she dropped the wiggers for the original human.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"If he can't show the world what a kept man with no future or prospects looks like, then I don't know who can"

Sir, there is some truth in this. But, even here, we see that federline has stolen from the Negro. Please see the Chapelle Show for Dave's blueprint of how to catch a wealthy woman (in that case, it was Oprah).