Match the "quote" with the person that might have said it.
Topic: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
a) My buddy, House, emailed me the other day. He suggested that we claim Serena Williams off the waiver wire for our fantasy tennis team. If only the Sportsgal had back like that. I'd wax it like Ralph Macchio in "The Karate Kid". Good times!
b) I am gonna knit Sir Mixalot a clown suit and floppy shoes. His ridiculous rhymes about big booties are holding black folks down. Consider yourself warned, bojangler!
c) Allow me to be the first person in Illinois, if not all humankind, to find fault with big butts. That is...unless they are in a locker room attached to a sexy male athlete.
d) We ordinarily wouldn't bring this up; but, yeah, we'd like to see a whole lot more rumpshaking out there, so you know, feel free to leave us a tip if you have access to that sort of thing.
e) Biggest. Booty. Ever.
1) Dan Shanoff
2) Jay Mariotti
3) Jason Whitlock
4) Bill Simmons
5) Will Leitch (deadspin)