As-Salaam-Alaikum brothers Muhsin Muhammad and Bernard Berrian.
In an act of passive resistance against the continued usage of Bears' QB Rex Grossman as the starter (which can only be attibuteable to the fair color of his skin), brothers Muhammad and Berrian did all they could to try to ensure the quick departure of the Bears from the playoffs.
On what was an important second half drive, Grossman (btw, perfect name for a white devil) threw a pass to Muhammad. Brother Muhammad initiated his protest by promptly taking a thoroughly catchable ball and volleying it with his shoulder into the waiting arms of the Seahawks' defender. At that moment, it seemed to perfectly stall a potential scoring drive at a most important instant of the game.
However, in what can only be presumed was an act to show support for his white devil brethren, San Diego QB Phillip Rivers (a native of Alabama.....enough said) quickly returned the ball to the Bears' possession.
Enter brother Berrian. Witness an out of body experience, as somehow Grossman threw a pass right on the money and in stride to brother Berrian. Berrian responded with the football equivalent of saying "Black and Proud" by dropping a sure touchdown.
Brothers Muhammad and Berrian gave their best efforts in an attempt to protest the continued patronization of the albumen hued quarterback forced on them by the powers that be.
Does anyone believe that if Grossman was named Kareem Harris or Rashad Smith the Bears would have stuck with him for this long?
To brothers Mohammad and Berian, we appreciate your efforts and are as saddened as you are that your team won. We look forward to next week and watching you display the same passive resistance techniques of protest against the Saints.
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"However, in what can only be presumed was an act to show support for his white devil brethren, San Diego QB Phillip Rivers (a native of Alabama.....enough said) quickly returned the ball to the Bears' possession."
NOISB, please get your white demons correct. The Bears played the Seahawks and the white devil in question that threw the interception was Matt Hasslebeck.
"NOISB, please get your white demons correct."
Sir, in our defense: All you white devils look alike.
would it be fair to start my own sportsblog that speaks of the travesties that you and you "fucking black people" induce on us "white demons" on a daily basis,??
you, your religion, and your race all have one thing in common...bottom feeders
"you, your religion, and your race all have one thing in common...bottom feeders "
Sir, we would ask that in an effort to ensure clarity, you stick with either calling us bottom feeders or bottom feeding jokes. Your comments are leaving us in a confused state as to what we are. Thank you in advance for your cooperation on this highly important matter.
anonymous.. See the humor bro.
NOISB - Why bean pies? Of all the tasty Negro culinary dishes (red beans and rice, Carolina Bar-B-Q, fried trout, pork rinds and grape Nehi), why hawk those nasty bean pies on street corners?
Gross Man.
- Really Jay Mariotti
What about Kordell Stewart in Pittsburgh? Do you really think that coaches care about skin color? Stewart was given, what many would say, too much of an opportunity in Pittsburgh. If you can back up an argument with stats, I will listen.
"What about Kordell Stewart in Pittsburgh? "
Sir, "hello"?..."hello?". Yes, you see, THIS post was about Mohammad and Berrian and the Bears. We didn't mention Kordell Stewart OR Pittsburgh. We will thank you to stay on topic. To what you choose to listen, we couldn't possibly care any less. Besides, many would suggest the Stewart's "special" relationship with Cowher would be the reason for any extra opportunities he may or may not have received. Try and stay on point.
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