We defy the casual sports fan to name 5 players in the game. The handful of diehard hockey officiandos will certainly be able to do so. But we are talking about the average sports fan, not the fan that actually believes Versus is a viable network. It can't be done! This is further proof that hockey is at best a fringe sport and an area of refuge for the "athlete" that can not compete on solid ground with the original human.
Ask the casual sports fan to name five football pro bowlers. Name five basketball all stars. Not a problem. Even 5 baseball all stars is simple. Interesting, isn't it. Football and basketball, the sports completely dominated by the Negro athlete are the most followed. Again, a reflection that even the caucasian sports follower recognizes that without the Negro athlete, a sport is not a viable sport (read: hockey).
Clearly, with hockey's demise almost complete, the caucasian athlete may well be left without a game to call his own. Young white children may be left without role models. We believe that all children need role models and all children can benefit from participating in athletics. Therefore, we graciously offer up a role model and a sport suitable for the white athlete. A sport that relies less on athleticism and competition and moreso on creativity and subjective scoring.
The quintessential white male athlete of the 21st Century:
Figure skating will give caucasian males an arena in which they can compete in a "sport" on skates, wear fancy outfits with gloves and be completely sheltered from the threat of competition from Negro athletes. It's essentially hockey, but with a viable TV audience.
So, to all the white parents out there: Go sign up for some ice time and get your boys fitted for their costumes. It's time to lace up the skates and start producing some white male "athletes".
41 comments:
Even in this white devil dominated sport (even the New Jersey team doesn't run from this fact), it comes as no surprise that a negro, Jarome Iginla, serves as a supreme talent in the league. If Africa Americans even remotely were interested in this bastard sport, they would no doubt dominate it in record time. Praise be Allah
All ice-related sports are out of the question for Negro athletes. Everyone knows that cold makes their skin ashy.
"Everyone knows that cold makes their skin ashy"
Sir, ashy skin is easily combatted with proper lotion. The optimum mix of oils and lubricants work wonders.
Black Canadians dont count. They're whiter than most white Americans. Allah eats a shit sandwich...
"Black Canadians dont count"
Sir, we can agree on this. We know not what a "black canadian" is. It certainly can't be a reference to an original human residing in Canada.
"Allah eats a shit sandwich"
Sir, be comforted. Allah would never eat your kin.
I always that the hockey puck was a microcosm of the plight of the black man in America. Constantly being slapped into a net by white people to the accompaniment of a siren
"the hockey puck was a microcosm of the plight of the black man "
Sir, the symbolism you point out has us teary eyed. Help us break the cycle. Say NO to hockey.
"hockey... an area of refuge for the "athlete" that can not compete on solid ground with the original human"
Last time I checked, all the other major sports consist of walking/running, something that comes naturally to a human, whereas hockey players have to learn how to skate as well as master their shooting/passing skills. So it can be argued that hockey players are better athletes than those in other sports because they have mastered more skills than simply throwing a ball. And how can you not like a sport where fighting is encouraged?
ball hockey is a HUGE sport for muslims. i suspect its because they can't skate, so they run around on a gym floor pretending its the real thing. the way you mock hockey players as not being athletes is laughable. i've seen you attempt to skate at a public rink before, and you can't do it. now add the hand-eye coordination necessary to play the game, and it would be impossible for you. the game is totally unknown to you and, as henry louis mencken said: "The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety." you sir, fear hockey because it is unknown, and frankly it makes you an inferior man.
Brilliant site you have here. Very well done parody of a ridiculous Black Muslim ranting. I can even picture him writing these blogs with his stupid little bowtie on. "The original human"... priceless.
"hockey players have to learn how to skate"
Sir, excellent point. And we concur. Teaching the white "athlete" to skate is the same as teaching a bear to ride a tricycle or a monkey to rollerskate. Excellent point. That is what you mean, we are sure.
"ball hockey is a HUGE sport for muslims"
Sir, ball hockey is HUGE sport for muslim ARABS. Of which, we are not. But we shall file that pearl of wisdom away for future reference. Thanks for the obscur trivia.
"seen you attempt to skate at a public rink before"
Sir, the only thing you've seen me do at a public rink is defile your girlfriend under the bleachers.
" you sir, fear hockey because it is unknown, and frankly it makes you an inferior man."
Sir, much like the faggot that would call me a homophobe for using the word faggot; you confuse fear with a simple distaste for your lifestyle choice.
""The original human"... priceless."
Sir, I believe you have just stumbled upon an excellent premise for a Master Card commercial:
White Trailer Park Chick: $1.23
Latina Mamacita on the Beach: $13.67
The original human: PRICELESS
Most black people don't play hockey because most black parents can't afford to pay their child's way through the sport. So when you cry babies get some money and learn to play the game, get back to me.
White Trailer Park Chick: $1.23
Latina Mamacita on the Beach: $13.67
Dirty black ghetto trash with 7 children by 7 fathers: Priceless
"So when you cry babies get some money and learn to play the game, get back to me. "
Sir, I'll let LeBron James know that he should get a part time job...so his kids can afford ice time.
"Dirty black ghetto trash with 7 children by 7 fathers: Priceless"
Sir, let's leave Shawn Kemp and his women out of this. Thank you.
Kemp only has 7 kids? Between his grocery bill and child support, Shawn's got some serious expenditures on his hands.
As a member of Caucasian society, I speak for all of us when I say I that we renounce Johnny Weir as one of our own. Same goes for Ryan Seacrest.
What hockey needs is more bullet ridden hummer limos, more strangled coaches, more bodyguards shot in clubs, more hits taken out on pregnant wives, more gun possession charges, more secret pot containers through airports, more shooting off rounds at a strip joint, more people who punch and run like human vaginas, frankly, we just need more criminals who are too soft to use fists so they resort to the perfect humans cryptonite, the "gat". Keep your fictional god, he's really served your purpose well over the years hasn't he. We'll take the religion of bulcanized rubber.
PS. Doesn't ali baba or whoever your deity is say anything about taking a bath, you smell like a rotting can of assholes.
"Go Duke!!!"
Sir, we take delight in the fact that a Duke victory over Clemson is now such cause for celebration in the world of coach KKK. Clemson, sir. You beat CLEMSON! A team that has NEVER won in Chapel Hill. And you are awash in orgasmic glee that DUKE beat Clemson. You have our pity over such a turn in fortune.
"I speak for all of us when I say I that we renounce Johnny Weir as one of our own. Same goes for Ryan Seacrest. "
Sir, be proud of what and who you are. Embrace that dandy on skates and frostylocks. They ARE white society and culture.
"more hits taken out on pregnant wives"
Sir, we just spoke to Mike Danton, and he agreed completely with you; not enough people look to take out hits in the world of hockey.
"We'll take the religion of bulcanized rubber"
Sir, we also just spoke to our favorite "Bulcan", Mr. Spock. He said, "live well and prosper, you white devil."
"What does Chapel Hill have to do with it? You mean Durham? "
Sir, no, I mean Chapel Hill. A reference to the fact that Clemson has long been an also ran in the ACC and that down the road at UNC...they don't get overly excited when they measure a HOME win over Clemson. It is expected. Unfortunately, things have changed so much for Duke that a home win over Clemson is cause for heavy petting and premature ejaculation in Sheshevkiville (yes, I know that isn't how you spell it...but who cares). Capiche?
"well that's a stretch, way to spin it chief"
Sir, if you had understood it the first time, I wouldn't have had to explain it.
From now on, you are banned from reading this blog without a tutor, ok?
You may be a Duke fan, but CLEARLY you are not an alum. Although we are sure your GED is serving you well.
Go DUKE! :O)
"Sir, I'll let LeBron James know that he should get a part time job...so his kids can afford ice time."
Good job...you picked a black man that has money. Now name 5 that have money that aren't sports stars. He makes money for entertaining, simialr to that of a circus monkey, albeit much more money than a circus monkey, but not as entertaining to some. What does he contribute to our society as a whole? Nothing. And for every one reputable black athlete, there are 15 more just waiting to ruin his good reputation because of selfishness and ignorance. Before you take pot shots at white culture, you may want to go back and look at all of the issues facing negroes and try and fix those first. And if you were in fact "the original human" you are not doing a very good job, because white people have been punking you ass for a very long time biatch!
"He makes money for entertaining, simialr to that of a circus monkey, albeit much more money than a circus monkey"
Sir, send us your W-2. We want compare it to LeBron's to measure the veracity of your comment.
"Sir, send us your W-2. We want compare it to LeBron's to measure the veracity of your comment."
Please tell me what my w-2 has to do with this argument. I acknowleded the fact he makes a lot of money, for entertaining, not for any valid contribution to society. I notice you ignored my request to name 5 wealthy African Americans that are not sports stars. Having trouble? I hope this pisses you off too, but you just got punked by a Jew.
"Please tell me what my w-2 has to do with this argument."
Sir, thank you!
You have made OUR day.
"you just got punked by a Jew."
Sir, I'd hazard to guess that you've done nothing but punk yourself.
Again, you have made OUR day!
You've validated our existance. Thank you.
"Sir, thank you!"
I see you have a real problem posting any intelligent arguments to my prior posts. Also sidestepping legitimate questions. Sir, I ask you explain how I made your day.
"Sir, I ask you explain how I made your day."
Sir, while brutally honest, we don't wish to be down right mean. We urge you to go back to the spot in this conversation in which we quoted you and responded by asking for your W-2. Read it slowly.
Understand?
"I see you have a real problem posting any intelligent arguments to my prior posts"
Sir, the merits of whatever it is you are "arguing" stand on their own. Who are we to debunk them? Allowing you to continually post is more than enough to provide a complete and clear framework for any reader to plainly see what our point is...
nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...
"He makes money for entertaining, simialr to that of a circus monkey, albeit much more money than a circus monkey"
Sir, send us your W-2. We want compare it to LeBron's to measure the veracity of your comment.
January 26, 2007 3:27 PM
Ummm, hey dipshit anonomous...he is saying YOU are a circus monkey, and then goes on over the course of several posts to play with you, like a circus monkey for entertainment. Holy shit you are stupid!
Nation of Islam Sports Blog
Where radical extremests attempt to use literary IED's to debunk "white devils" and their sports. Yeah for the black man, yeah for the Islamist, booo white devil. I really hope you didn't blow yourself up while I was writing this because I want to say kudos to you...you witty bastard.
Did you know that anonymous is spelled correctly 9 times on just the comments section, so why do you have so much trouble spelling it? (pssst...it's called spellcheck)
don't take it out on me that the blogger made you look like a jackass.
"yeah for the Islamist.... I really hope you didn't blow yourself up"
Sir, we confess. Your ignorance as what NofI is and what an Islamist is leaves us speechless.
But again, you have made our day! Your participation validates us.
Thanks.
"extremests"
learn to spell before you try and correct other people. fuckwit.
best. blog. ever.
these comments make me feel like im in the twilight zone..
"these comments make me feel like im in the twilight zone"
Sir, the twilight zone was a television serial from a time when Negro thespians were relegated to roles as shoe shine boys and house maids. Please refrain from bringing its mention to this forum. To do so might be construed as racist. Thank you in advance.
"Sir, the twilight zone was a television serial from a time when Negro thespians were relegated to roles as shoe shine boys and house maids. Please refrain from bringing its mention to this forum. To do so might be construed as racist. Thank you in advance."
dammit you're good
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