For weeks leading up to the Australian Open, we have heard that Serena Williams is out of shape and disinterested in tennis. She was unseeded and the talking heads of the the chalk line white world of tennis dismissed her as a non-factor in the coming event. When will you people learn?
Out of shape? The thick thighs and bouncing hindquarters of the diva of the hard court certainly are not typical of the flat, blanched fundament of your Caucasian tennis bunny. Hips more succulent than the most perfectly prepared dinner entre. A thin, almost miniscule waist providing the perfect juxtaposition between that equine like lower half and those rotund glandulars that sway to-and-fro from her chest with every step the queen of the court takes. All packaged within a perfectly form fitting and supportively tight tennis garment. Usually of her own design.
Out of shape? Since when is a coke bottle figure out of shape? Since when is a voluptuous, nubile body not the ideal shape? What Nubian female hating, asexual miscreant determined this?
Reaching the semi's of a Grand Slam event, while practicing little and generally diverting her attention to other interests, while at the same time growing into the body of a real woman is only further cementation of the fact that Serena Williams is the greatest tennis player ever to set foot on the court.
From any angle, her game is tops. As is her bottom.