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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Serena Williams: In Perfect Shape

For weeks leading up to the Australian Open, we have heard that Serena Williams is out of shape and disinterested in tennis. She was unseeded and the talking heads of the the chalk line white world of tennis dismissed her as a non-factor in the coming event. When will you people learn?

Out of shape? The thick thighs and bouncing hindquarters of the diva of the hard court certainly are not typical of the flat, blanched fundament of your Caucasian tennis bunny. Hips more succulent than the most perfectly prepared dinner entre. A thin, almost miniscule waist providing the perfect juxtaposition between that equine like lower half and those rotund glandulars that sway to-and-fro from her chest with every step the queen of the court takes. All packaged within a perfectly form fitting and supportively tight tennis garment. Usually of her own design.

Out of shape? Since when is a coke bottle figure out of shape? Since when is a voluptuous, nubile body not the ideal shape? What Nubian female hating, asexual miscreant determined this?

Reaching the semi's of a Grand Slam event, while practicing little and generally diverting her attention to other interests, while at the same time growing into the body of a real woman is only further cementation of the fact that Serena Williams is the greatest tennis player ever to set foot on the court.

From any angle, her game is tops. As is her bottom.


Dirty Sanchez said...

I agree, the beautiful Nubian spectacle that is Serena Williams is a sight to behold. That round posterior, those other-worldly baby feeders, her fiery shrieks when she strikes the ball. I'll take that over some homely European chick any day of the week. Unless it's Sharapova, then I can only hope that the match degrades into a sweaty, clothes-ripping cat fight as I place plastic over my LCD tv so as to not void the warranty.

As for Venus, I'm not as big a fan of hers. Maybe it's because of those disturbing shots where CBS clearly shows her cock and balls protruding from her outfit.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"her cock and balls protruding"

Sir, I was with you...until your comment was turned into the ode to cock and balls. We left Venus out of our post for a reason. And YOU had to bring her up.

Anonymous said...

high ranking tennis officials have informed me that serena suffers from powerful flatulance.

there is talk of banning her from the locker room.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"powerful flatulance"

Sir, it is well known...sometimes, when you follow the smell of leads you to roses.

Anonymous said...

for people who seem to hate whites,yall sure love some white women. You people are just angry that you are not white.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"people who seem to hate whites,yall sure love some white women"

Sir, hate is a very powerful, and in this case, irrational, word. We don't hate anyone.

And to correct: We don't love white women. We love to fornicate with them, but certainly don't love them.

Anonymous said...

Of course you like to fornicate with them, date and marry white women. And that's because they are the most feminine and beautiful women are the planet,unlike those bantu/nubian creatures that only blacks barely want.

You people are really funny. I think I will continue to read and enjoy your blog

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Of course you like to fornicate with them, date and marry white women"

Sir, WHOA! You lost us after fornicate....