White devils on ice. Whirling dervishes on skates. White athletes propelled and assisted by physics to speeds they can not reach on land. The ice. The last refuge and hiding place of the white athlete.
Relegated to minority status in most team sports, the white athlete has retreated to frozen water as a means of preserving his one "major" remaining sports league. Knowing full well the Negro athlete has a traditional distaste for performing on or in water. After all, it was across a great body of water the Negro was shanghaied and stolen.
Two years ago, it looked as if the laws of nature (those same laws which have allowed the original human to survive for greater lengths than any pretender) were going to ring the death knell for hockey. White fans turned their attention elsewhere, not caring. Television networks, including BET, did not care. The only protest wailed from the northern hinterlands of ice and snow. A bastion of white existence. The alabaster minions of the north shed tears for their precious game. Longing to watch the toothless, mulleted "athletes" rely on metal blades for transportation around the ice.
Networks contracted out. Turning the page on hockey without looking back. Finally, the original human athlete had helped close the door on this incidious chapter of sport history. All rested easy in the knowledge that, despite enduring years of bigotry and pseudoathleticism, hockey would be wiped off the sports landscape. Even the white fan appreciated this.
As Negroes, we turned our attention to NASCAR, hoping that Jay-Z or Carmello Anthony would invest in the future of Negro America by developing a racing team to return the world of autoracing to the original human. While our eyes were diverted, the white devil sprung into action.
Hockey players agreed to pay cuts. A new network was conjured to carry the "sport". And, like the rebirthed spawns of satan, the return. Brawling, bearded and unevolved monoliths reappeared from the frozen northern wasteland.
If And-1 Streetball was wiped off the map, do you imagine that their would be a concerted effort to bring it back? Would some made up television network appear to carry the games? Would the street ballas agree to pay cuts? Never!
We have witnessed an unnatural act by the resusitation of hockey. Rest assured tho, brothers and sisters, in the end there is no escaping the laws of nature. As sure as Tiger Woods will tip Jack Nichlaus from throne of golf; our inner strength and devotion to righteousness will in the end reduce hockey to nothing but a bitter memory we will never have to watch again.
Besides, our cable company doesn't carry Versus anyway.
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Johnny Weir is the world's greatest hockey player.
And I'm not gay (really).
- the Real Jay Mariotti
Up here in Toronto, I teach high school kids, and a ton of 'em -- all colours of the rainbow -- play hockey. Perhaps it's a Canada/US cultural difference, but up here, everyone straps on the blades.
"- all colours of the rainbow -- "
colours? please take your anglocentric spelling of english words elsewhere.
Is this Undercover Brother?
Out of all the English-speaking countries on the planet, the US is the only one that drops the "u" in colour, valour, and all the rest. So, if I'm going to take my spelling elsewhere in the English-speaking world, it'll probably be honoured as valid.
Good blog, though. Interesting perspective.
Are you for real?
I mean...I'm a lover of all creatures, white, black, red, yellow, and whatever other colors we come in. The fact that your attitude towards everything white is out there is relatively frightening. I know that racists still exist in this country, and you are excellent proof.
With regards to the white cheerleader showing her "booty" on television...Yes, it was a news story because people were interested in it. If it had been a negro female showing her "booty", I probably would have been similarly interested. Of course, at that point I'd be so afraid of being persecuted viewing the black female as nothing more than a sex toy that I probably would say nothing about it.
You are promoting racism because your opinions are so far out there that white people are forced to only confront white people about anything for fear of being branded a racist. Your viewpoint is at some times so ridiculous you make yourself sound fake.
I would love to have a conversation about any black/white issue with you as long as you can refrain from using any racist comments in your arguments.
My email is steverasch@gmail.com if you are interested.
what a stupid blog. the nation of islam is ashamed that you waste your time on such nonsense.
Silly negros.
What, no love for Brother Brashear? Or for Brother Grier? Or Brother Laraque? Or Brother Weekes? Or Brother Carter? Or heck, one of the most dominant players in all the National Honky League, Brother Iginla?
I'd like to give a special nod of my S1W beret to the 2003-2004 Chocolate City Capitals, a team which was jam-packed with brothers (by NHL standards, anyway): Grier, Carter, Jason Doig, and Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre. Gainin' on ya!
This site shows the pure stupidity of Islam......and to believe that African Americans want to be associated with Islam is a joke and an insult.
I've got a Pens jersey with "White Devil" on it.. It's awesome!
"I would love to have a conversation about any black/white issue with you as long as you can refrain from using any racist comments in your arguments."
Sir, the fact that you label issues as black and white is a testament to your desire to categorize the Negro (black) as being WRONG. Your hate and malfeasance is obvious in your vitriolic rambling. No intelligent conversation can result. Your desire to opress the original human is shameful.
"the US is the only one that drops the "u" in colour, valour, and all the rest."
And, coincidentally, the U.S. is the only country that is directly challenged by the 5%. It is a small victory, but a victory.
Hockey is a thinking man's sport. The negro has a brain 1/3 the size of the white man... it's science.
"Hockey is a thinking man's sport. "
Sir, an "athlete" saying to himself "push left foot, push right foot" over and over is certainly not remotely construable as "thinking"...
"Sir, an "athlete" saying to himself "push left foot, push right foot" over and over is certainly not remotely construable as "thinking"... "
But the negro can't even think to do that. Especially Georges Larraque and Donald Brashear... that's why they stick to standing in the middle of the ice and fighting. Maybe they're just mad because it's so cold out there on the rink?
"that's why they stick to standing in the middle of the ice and fighting."
Sir, give most Negroes a stick and the chance to kick a pale ass, and I think you have the reason for the lack of skating by the brothers you sited.
Ahh, but what a feisty, whining 5% it is. If by challenged you mean frustrated by their total lack of ambition or economically empowering talents (outside of rapping, fornicating and dunking), then yes, the pales are definitely challenged by the bottom feeders of our society.
I applaud you for not using "conversate" or "lemme ax you a question" in your blog, so kudos to you. Must really be a white guy writing this!
"total lack of ambition"
Sir, if I may "ax" a question. Is it an ambitious act to spend 30 mins during work hours on a sports blog?
How is the weather in the Albany area?
Ax away my brother. That's the beauty of being part of the Establishment, you get to read and comment on sports blogs. But I think we all know what would happen if a brother from the loading dock or mailroom got caught doing the same.
"But I think we all know what would happen if a brother from the loading dock or mailroom got caught doing the same. "
Sir, I would hazard to guess that by now your "establishment" has further sequestored the righteous original humans away from the docks and mailroom and fostered the infiltration of the southern diaspora. Readily giving away those meager jobs once reserved for the Negro to help facilitate the radification of the Negro on this continent.
The brothers I "sited" or "cited"?
Just had to axe you that question.
"The brothers I "sited" or "cited"?
Just had to axe you that question. "
Sir, my condolences to your parents. Regardless of race or creed it is a difficult proposition to raise a child with Down Syndrome.
Umm, last I checked, Canada (where this post originated) uses the Kings English spelling, not the Americanised version.
Stupid American.
nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...
"- all colours of the rainbow -- "
colours? please take your anglocentric spelling of english words elsewhere.
"Umm, last I checked, Canada (where this post originated) uses the Kings English spelling, not the Americanised version."
Sir, and the last time I checked, this blog originates in America. If you choose to participate, we expect you adhere to our language preferences, "when in Rome", if you will. We are not interested in the cultural or literary preferences espoused in that bastion of snow and whiteness in the northern hinterlands. If you choose to interact with the civilized members of the Tribe of Shabazz, ACT civilized. Drop the "u". Thank you.
"After all, it was across a great body of water the Negro was shanghaied and stolen."
Um. Shanghaied and stolen? Don't you mean sold by their brother (read: rival tribesmen) negroes into the worst form of slavery in history?
"Don't you mean sold by their brother (read: rival tribesmen) negroes into the worst form of slavery in history?"
Sir, your sinister evilishness in assuaging the white devil of responsibility for developing a market for slaves shall be your ticket to an eternity in purgatory. We beg you to fight the urge to think in the future. Thank you.
I was hoping that my 'sinister evilishness' was not so apparent. Alas, the white devil inside me has burst out.
That aside, I must take offense to your method of argument. You first referenced the Africans as having been shanghaied, which I refuted. You then answered my statement with an entirely different line of attack, namely that the market for these slaves was created by the white man, which while true, has absolutely nothing to do with your primary statement, thus proving your intellectual deficiency and relegating you to the bottom tier within the Nation of Islam.
Shame on you. Care to join me in purgatory? I hear that the flies are not that bad.
"You first referenced the Africans as having been shanghaied, which I refuted"
Sir, your opinion is not a reasonable method of refutation. Certainly, selling of slaves by other tribes took place. But is that how it all started? The white man showed up and Tribesman said, "psst, psst...wanna buy slave?" No, it all started with the whited devil forcibly removing Negroes. Even your simple mind and even simpler opinion can't "refute" that.
"thus proving your intellectual deficiency "
Sir, if pointing out that you are ignoring significant facts is a deficiency on MY part; well, then guilty as charged. I'd rather point out the lapses in your argument and be called deficient, than profer a flawed and factually incorrect argument (like yours) and be exposed as ignorant.
No matter how you try to frame your "argument", you can't escape the fact that white devils came to Africa and forcibly removed inhabitants. Sure, some selling of rival tribes took place; but to suggest that is the ENTIRETY of slave trade to America is pure ignorance.
Thank you for making us look smarter than we are.
It has been my pleasure to argue this. Although, I must admit that I'm probably taking this too seriously...but hey, it's all in good fun.
Although, I am feeling lazy and therefore will only cite Wikipedia here.
While you may want the white devil to be the root cause, slavery was part of the trade within Africa at the time. The type of slavery was different then what they were about to embark upon, but the fact remains that there was a supply, and the white devil came with demand.
Without the white traders, slavery as we know it would not have occurred, but very little, if any, whites participated in the rounding up of Africans for the trade. That was done almost entirely by rival tribesmen, for both profit and for a chance to increase their own tribes holdings, land, and power (nothing new here, people are people).
However, this argument won't end, and I'll let you get your last word in. But you should read up on your history (yes, it's the white man's history, but some of the stories come from the African leaders doing the sales as well. If you don't believe, take a look at the history of the ship Henrietta Marie and its exhibit in Key West).
But Sir, I applaud you, your writing, and your site. Much enjoyed.
fuck whoever taught yard apes how to read and write. look at the result.
"fuck whoever taught yard apes how to read and write. look at the result."
Sir..and fuck whoever taught your cock loving face how to use a computer. Look at the results.
"the white athlete has retreated to frozen water as a means of preserving his one "major" remaining sports league."
How do you figure that? Baseball is still a white majority sport. Between 1997 and 2007 as much as 60% of baseball players were white. Black players were at the lowest numbers in 20 years.
Heres the proof. http://www.ncasports.org/Articles/2008_MLB_RGRC_PR.pdf
"the toothless, mulleted 'athletes'"
Look up Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin. Are they toothless and mulleted?
"Television networks, including BET, did not care."
God forbid if BET didn't care about something they have never cared about.
You consider hockey players not athletes, but auto racers are athletes? Seriously?
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