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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Announcement

We have once again witnessed the resident evil in our existance work its far reaching and painful devil's work. At this point in time, we can not release full disclosure so we shall procede with what is referred to in the achromatic media as a blind item.


As is known to most, one of the most revered sports journalists of our time has recently been stripped by the resident evil of his platform of speech. In an effort to deprive the Negro nation of one of the clearest voices in sport, ESPN has decided to deprive us of the most lucid mind on their roster. Claiming that "ratings" were bad, his television vehicle was cancelled. Ratings? Do the same people that conjure the statistics of the census also fabricate these "ratings"? The same people that perpetuate the lie that the Negro makes up roughly 10% of this country? Or is there another group that, despite the fact that most anyone you TALK to will proudly tell you they watched the show, ribaldly cast the aspersion that it was poorly received by the viewing public. Looking us in the eye with the lie without so much as glancing away.

Well, to make it known. Currently, this sportsblog is developing the concept of providing that bold and articulate individual with a new platform to reach the masses.

Stay tuned for more.

As-Salaam-Alaikum

6 comments:

Undercover Soul Brother said...

YOU MUST BE REFERRING TO THE MASTER OF ARTICULATION AND CHEESE DOODLES!!! A MAN WITHOUT EQUAL, A MAN THAT HAS THE VOICE TO BE HEARD, A MAN THAT HAS A PALETTE THAT IS BEYOND COMPARE. BROTHER SMITH WILL BE MISSED BUT WITH SUCH A SLAVEMASTER'S NAME, IT WAS INEVITABLE. SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH HIS GIVEN NAME OF ABDULA CHEESO BARBAROLLA!

ALTHOUGH THIS MAY SOUND LIKE AN INSULT BROTHER NOISB, BUT YOU ARE WISE TO SEE THE TRUTH IN IT: MAY YOUR BLOG NEVER BECOME BIG AND FAMOUS FOR "THEY" WILL COME AFTER YOU AS WELL... LIKE THEY DID WITH BOBBY BROWN, CHAPELLE, AND OF COURSE BROTHER SMITH.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Sir, "big and famous" are goals of the oppressor. The goal of the oppressed is truth. We shall remain the only voice that can remain true and is not beholden to the devil: that of the original human.

Landru said...

You're Christmas Ape, aren't you?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"You're Christmas Ape, aren't you?"

Sir, please refrain from your references to "religious" holidays worshipped in blasphemic affront to Allah by the white devils. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Sir, to be fair, ESPN did can twice as many white personalities - the Sklar brothers. Does this not show that STEPHEN A. SMITH is equal to the power of two white men? Isn't ESPN actually giving brother SMITH respect ?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"ESPN did can twice as many white personalities - the Sklar brothers"

Sir, hatred of the Sklar brothers is a universal truth. All races, creeds and colors can hold hands and agree on this...