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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Newer Feature: White 'College RB' of The Week

Our second new feature for College football season will be to scour the stat sheets and find the highest performing white running back each week.

This week, the vaunted Mountain West was the hotbed for white backs as both the winner and runner up hailed from the the great state of Colorado.

Air Force's Kip McCarthy took the honors this week as he ran roughshod over HBCU South Carolina St - a program which year in and year out has proven to be the 4th best in the state of South Carolina.

McCarthy logged 129 yards on 22 carries and a TD as he led the Falcons to a big opening day upset of the Bulldogs.


Runner up Kyle Bell of Colorado State rushed 40 times for 135 yards and a TD as the Rams fell short to in state rival Colorado.


*After going over the national stats for rushing, we a have a feeling you will be reading a lot more about these two every week in the new NOIS feature: White 'College RB' of the week!*

31 comments:

Gabby's World said...

LMAO! Love it!

ZEKE said...

upset???

wtf are you talking about????

Lil John's Pimp Cup said...

Sir, brilliant.

matt said...

You should name this the 'Brock Forsey Award'.

lgf said...
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lgf said...

zeke,

based up this latest impression, I assume your opinion is Black people are right. correct?

ben said...

continuing to raise the bar!

NOI rules!!1 said...

Can we not celebrate the negro QB without trying to backhandedly compliment the white football player?

Dave the Wave said...

"continuing to raise the bar!"

please say that was sarcastic.

please!

uncommon sense said...

"Can we not celebrate the negro QB without trying to backhandedly compliment the white football player?"

i'm no expert, but i don't think that was meant as any sort of compliment ....

Lil John's Pimp Cup said...
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Lil John's Pimp Cup said...

pssst... uncommon sense,

A "backhanded compliment," or asteism, is an insult disguised as a compliment.

uncommon sense said...

"A "backhanded compliment," or asteism, is an insult disguised as a compliment. "

fair enough.

still, my message to to noisrules doesn't change. shut up.

ColonelStinkmeaner said...

Shit this one's gonna be hard. I might have to start watching division 1-AAA, in order to find a name for you. As of right now I got nothin. Is there a division 1-A squad that has a starting tailback that is of the complexion for the protection?

Lil John's Pimp Cup said...

I have heard rumors that D-III and NAIA schools are havens for melaninnically challenged RBs. I can not think of the names of any such teams at the moment though.

I am sure that NOIS will scour the countryside in search of worthy candidates.

Burnsy said...

Sir, would Tim Tebow and his patented "Keep Running Up the Gut Because They'll Never Catch On" offense qualify for this?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Sir, would Tim Tebow and his patented "Keep Running Up the Gut Because They'll Never Catch On" offense qualify for this? "

Sir, due to the strict guidelines set for the award...no.

However, we would agree that the best white running back in the country is most definately a white quarterback.

ColonelStinkmeaner said...

"However, we would agree that the best white running back in the country is most definately a white quarterback."

It's either Tebow or Locker. It's funny how they (White folks) are going the "if you can't beat 'em join 'em" philisophy on the QB position.

TacoBellManager said...

Jake Sharp of Kansas. I only know because he turns into Gayle Sayers (well, Pale Sayers) every time I play KU in Xbox football. He's all of 5-10 and 190.

Seriously, guy apparently was a tough schoolboy runner.

TacoBellManager said...

Whoops, enter too early. 15 rushes for 106 yards against CMU in the opener.

KU also gave the world John Riggins, the mythological ideal of the white running back, so ... you heard it here first if that hype starts up.

Burnsy said...

Damn your brilliant guidelines, always punishing me.

Dave the Wave said...

"KU also gave the world John Riggins, the mythological ideal of the white running back"


riggins was just a cheap jim taylor rip off.

Henry the 8th said...

white running backs???!!
what will they think of next!

hakmacpace said...

I really enjoy this column because it showed the evolution of college sports, the change from the thinking that whites are superior based upon attitude to the realization that we, the Negro, have an athletic superiority that so overshadows that of the white man that such a column as this has its comedic nature.

bbok said...

really hakmacpace? is it true that blacks have athletic superiority? no, they don't. something as simple as a pigment in your skin does not affect your athletic ability one bit. you blacks spend so much time crying racism but then, in fact, your the racists claiming that you are better then whites. and if it is true that blacks have more athletiscm, how come whites dominate sports that require more skill and athletiscm than football which only requires that you are strong and run fast. these sports include baseball, hockey, tennis, golf, swimming, wrestling, and even basketball. yes, basketball, considering the last 3 years the MVP has been white(steve nash) and the best shooters are white(dirk, heinrich, nash, ginobli). and if blacks are naturally built better, are faster, and stronger, then how come when faced a white guy pound for pound in wrestling, the white guy wins 95% of the time. i know this cause i wrestle in college

Brother T said...

"the white guy wins 95% of the time. i know this cause i wrestle in college"


Rampage Jackson > Chuck Liddell


You my, little white friend, are outyamind!!!!

GOLF???? tiger woods

Tennis??? williams sisters...

you is straight up silly!!!

Tripod said...

wrestling???

you mean that ancient greek homoerotic hugging shit?

UMMM..yea, most brothers ain't into that gay ass put on a leotard and try to hold another sweaty dude down on the ground thing, man.

wrestlers=homos

seriously. read up on the history of the sport. GAYS

fiasco said...

what about Hester from LSU? Oh ya'll forgot about that one? what about all the white fullbacks? again, you people are in denial. the best rapper in the world is white, MM, Basket ball, Nash, and hiesman, Tebow or Brennan. You guys have "1" count him, "1" golfer and "1" tennis star with a fat twin sister. so if by those numbers you claim domination, than white people dominate and own every sport known to man.

Mel & Dan said...

That is about as complimentary as:

The Black Ath-a-leet who can actually read award.

The Black Ath-a-leet who can speak one language (properly)award.

The Black Ath-a-leet who can read & write (a biggie!)

Mel & Dan said...

Tebow is the best runner in college history - EVER!!! And, he passes well and is a nice, smart guy. Can't be topped ...

Gerard said...

What a difference 2 years can make. It was announced today that the nation's leading rusher, Stanford's Toby Gerhart is making the trip to New York as a finalist for the Heisman Trophy. Oh, did I mention Gerhart is WHITE?