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Saturday, September 8, 2007

College Negro QB of the Week: Are You Paying Attention, Charlie Weis?

For the second week in a row, the Big House in Michigan provided the venue for our College Negro QB of the Week.

(note- we have changed the name from Negro College QB of the week...as apparently, this was too confusing for some of our more special readers to grasp.)

Oregon rolled into the Big House under the leadership of Negro QB Dennis Dixon.

Dixon dismantled the Wolverines with 292 yards passing and 3 TD's. He added another TD and 76 yards on the ground, as Michigan was dealt their worst defeat since 1968.

Michigan has faced 2 Negro QB's to start the season and both games have resulted in historic Michigan defeats.

We wonder if Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis is paying attention? Will Weis follow the lead of App State and Oregon and unleash his own Negro QB on the Wolverines? Or will he allow the freshman heir to Brady Quinn's ambiguous preferences to give Michigan their first victory of '07?

Actually, Weis will probably be too distracted this week with Golden Domers reversing course and demanding that Negro coach Ty Willingham be reinstated as the grand poobah of the program.

11 comments:

Sebastian said...

Go Ty Willingham and Husky Football!

A Negro QB won't help the Domers. Whoever Weis starts is grilled meat. If ND could go back in time and get last year's O-line, they'd have a chance.

DigitalHeadbutt said...

"Golden Domers reversing course and demanding that Negro coach Ty Willingham be reinstated as the grand poobah of the program."

Sir, That would truly be glorious.

Sebastian said...

Even though I've loved ND since I was a child, screw them when it comes to Ty. They don't deserve him.

Andrew said...

This should be called the Darian Hagen Trophy, sirs.

He set the pace for the Modern Negro QB.

hakmacpace said...

Isn't the word Negro redundant in the phrase "College Negro QB of the Week" simply because a Negro has been and will be the best QB every week of the College Football.

Brother Jerome

Martin said...

"Actually, Weis will probably be too distracted this week with Golden Domers reversing course..."

Or, sir, distracted by Old Country Buffet?

Martin said...

"Even though I've loved ND since I was a child"

Sir, I always find it interesting when parents choose to raise their child as an a-hole as either a ND, Michigan, or Duke fan.

Martin said...

"Michigan has faced 2 Negro QB's to start the season and both games have resulted in historic Michigan defeats."

Sir, I am positively GIDDY at this statement. My beloved institution, Illinois, has faced many woes in fball since perpetuating the notion that a white QB (Kurt Kitner) would propel us to greatness, only to lead us to an embarassing Sugar Bowl performance. However, this year, we boast not one, but TWO proud and great Negro QBs. This could be the year that Illinois beats Michigan. Or not, but I have hope sir. I have hope.

Sebastian said...

Sorry, I became an a-hole on my own, kind of a Horatio Alger-type of dickhead. Mom liked pro football, and Dad had no opinion on college ball.

So bite me, Corky-I mean Martin. That is, open reeeeeal wide and bite me. Perhaps you could unhitch your jaw, like snakes do.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Sorry, I became an a-hole on my own, kind of a Horatio Alger-type of dickhead."


Sir....very nice!...well done.

Martin said...

"That is, open reeeeeal wide and bite me."

Sir, while I support openness and diversity of culture, your homosexual advances, much like your fandom of ND, are misplaced and not condoned by Allah.