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Friday, August 3, 2007

Off Topic: Congrats to Steve Nash

This is an off topic post, so those of you that delight in bombarding us with comments and emails pointing out that a post is of no redeeming value socially or sport-ingly...take heed. This is one of those posts.

Seen at Atlantis Resort in Nassau, Bahamas, on Saturday night: Phoenix Suns star point guard Steve Nash, dancing with several ladies and sipping Grey Goose at the resort's nightclub, Aura -- Palm Beach Post

We wanted to congratulate Nash.

Last summer, we were on a vacation at the Atlantis Resort while Nash was there with some buddies: Raja Bell, Bryant Grant and a few others.

We happened upon Nash at the club in the resort.

We congratulate Nash because of his vastly improved behavior. This year, simply dancing with ladies and sipping Grey Goose.

Last year's outing included Nash drunkenly crawling around on the floor and rolling around. A guy that worked for Nash walking up to every single girl in the club, saying he worked for Nash and asking, "Would you like to meet the NBA MVP?"

This led to an argument between Nash's pussy puller (or whatever his official job title is) and a teen aged guy because Nash's representative was hitting on his 17 year old girlfriend. The father of the kid got involved and it was just embarrassing to watch.

And the most memorable moment of the encounter: Nash stumbling to the bar, standing next to yours truly, a friend and the friend's girlfriend; and Nash asking her: "How would you like to cuddle with Steve Nash tonight?"

Looks like Steve had a boring get away this year.

10 comments:

Ookie's Army said...

Sir, Mr. Nash needs a lesson in pickup lines from the Great Mutombo.

rstiles said...

Steve Nash probably has had more pussy in a week than some of us had in a decade...

lgf said...
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lgf said...

It is somewhat of a shame Nash's sexual thrusts upon under aged girls was not video taped.

It would have been interesting to see whether or not the various talking heads and media outlets would have paraded him around as the bastion of immorality, forced him into so-called rehab, and forced him to bend over for every special interest group to get a turn.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"It is somewhat of a shame Nash's sexual thrusts upon under aged girls was not video taped."

Sir, to be clear.

We didn't say Nash engaged in "sexual thrusts" on under aged girls...simply that individuals in his company introduced themselves as being an avenue for women of all ages to meet the NBA MVP.

We are not making any claim or inference that we witnessed Mr. Nash engage in any personal attempt to interact with underage women.

We just relayed the scene we saw and heard.

My Hero Zero said...

So, are we to believe that the league's best point guard needs a point-man?

In any event, I heard that Nash would have won over the young lady, but was cock-blocked at the last moment by Tony Parker.

J-Red said...

I have to disagree with NOI's rememberingance of the scenario. I recall Steve Nash's pussy puller to say "He gets taller, better-looking, and less Canadian if you drink more."

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"He gets taller, better-looking, and less Canadian if you drink more."


it's true.

i was shit faced when i saw him.

and he looked like Rick Fox.

James said...

You have made some serious allegations against Mr. Nash. It's so easy to type anything on the internet. People can say anything without proof. Next time you see Mr. Nash acting so, please capture it on video using your cell phone. Until then, please refrain from such commentary. It's vexatious.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"You have made some serious allegations against Mr. Nash. It's so easy to type anything on the internet. People can say anything without proof. Next time you see Mr. Nash acting so, please capture it on video using your cell phone. Until then, please refrain from such commentary. It's vexatious. "

Sir, which "allegations" are "serious"?

So, if we are out in public and see something, unless we have a camera...it didn't happen?

We didn't accuse Mr. Nash of crime. We didn't accuse him of any wrong doing.

Even if it was caught on video as you suggest, YOU would then say, "well I can't hear what he is saying"...

Please, magazines report sightings and happenings all the time based on first person accounts and not videos.

I guess what we are saying is:

Go to hell.

Vexatious is a fancy word for annoying.

If you are annoyed, don't read our blog.

Thanks for your worthless comments.

Please refrain from making more in the future.