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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Hate Mail From Gators

Just a quick piece of advice.

If you don't believe that Tim Tebow is anything less than the Almighty on earth, then (according to Gator fans) you dont understand college football.

We received an especially scathing and vitriolic email from one particular Gator fan, not only explaining that Tebow is such a great runner, that based on his running (despite the fact a running back with less than 850ish yards in 12 games has never been a finalist) or his passing alone he would be a Heisman finalist (Ball State's Nate Davis has a passing stat line strikingly similar to Tebow's, yet he won't be in NYC), but also accusing us of using racism to destroy the unifying potential of 'American Football'.

It was such a rambling, incoherent essay that we have no choice but to award it 'Email From the Fringe' of the Week.

And this week's prize?

Well, actually, this week's prize is warning for our readers:

If you see this man, RUN like hell.

He is the man that loves Tim Tebow way too much.


EDIT

Our friend emailed requesting that we take down his pic:

Sir, I respectfully ask that you remove my picture from your website. What started as a football discussion between you and I and turned into a personal, public attack on me.

Sir, we regret that we hurt your feelings. Certainly, we did not reveal your identity. And we respect that you are self conscious about your appearance and will comply with your request. Incidentally, the hair gel....a bit too much.

Exactly what you would expect the bearer of a T-bow man crush to look like.......and he writes insanely incoherent diatribes.

14 comments:

Tripod said...

if that is him...you're right.

he looks like the type that would carry tebows jock strap around for him.

Unknown said...

post the diatribe!

ZEKE said...

tell the truth..that isn't really his pic...you pulled that off gay.com

lgf said...

you can almost smell the knock-off JOOP!

Kevin Hayward said...

I think that Tebow wins the Heisman, more by default than by merit. He's a great player who's had a very good season, but in a normal year someone else would probably be more deserving.

Mack Power said...

what a fruit loop!

ultrasound tech said...

tell the truth, that is a pic of censored, right?

Dave the Wave said...

"Call in and check out our interview tonight at 8PM EST with Dr. Paul L. Williams, author of The Day of Islam at thirdrailradio.com"

wtf?!

can't you see this comment thread is about that squinting freak with and obsessive boner for Tebow, in the pic???

uncommon sense said...

put up a link to the pic!!! he can't bitch about that...

Henry the 8th said...

what a HOMO!

I bet the 'Bull' Gators love playing pitch and catch with that boy..

censored said...

Call in and check out our interview tonight at 8PM EST with Dr. Paul L. Williams, author of The Day of Islam at thirdrailradio.com

muslims have had thousands of years to contribute something to society and they havent..why start listening now?

censored said...

tell the truth, that is a pic of censored, right?

soundtech you are talented...your ability to type with one hand while the other has to hang on to the tail of NOIS' shirt is quite impressive.

censored said...

bottom line is you all cant deal with the superior QB winning the heisman so you turn it into an attack on that Tebow fan. Like NOIS wouldnt bend his fat ass over for any division 1 negro qb.

Sean said...

"Like NOIS wouldnt bend his fat ass over for any division 1 negro qb."

because i would for the teboner

...replied censored, implicitly.