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Monday, November 12, 2007

Game of the Week: Duke Vs. Notre Dame

It's a clash that could only be contested on a field in purgatory. The two true fortresses of all that is evil in college athletics collide in a match up of the #95 and #103 ranked teams in the Sagarin ratings.

ND comes in ranked below such illustrious football powers (of the 19th century) as Yale. While, Duke, with one victory this year is actually considering the season a rousing success.

Certainly, those that follow this blog understand the dilemma this match up presents.

Who to root for?

Do we favor Hitler or Stalin? John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer? Pure, unrepentant evil or unrepentant, pure evil? Alan Jackson or George Strait?

Essentially, this comes down to deciding which is the lesser of two evils. And we don't mean that figuratively in any way.

ND comes into the contest led by what can only be described as a failed coach. A man who promised that his team would have the benefit of never being 'out schemed'. Unfortunately, Coach Weis' best schemes have not been so much for use against opposing football defenses, but have been reserved for how to attack the buffet line.

The Subway Alums have rallied round the round man and have all been convinced that none of this is Weis' fault. That everything is Brother Ty Willingham's responsibility. That Weis (despite two consecutive seasons of BCS bowls in which he was more than willing to wrap himself in a genius banner) was left a tattered and torn program for which his horrible, lazy and shiftless Negro predecessor couldn't be so much as bothered to make a recruiting phone call to support. Yes, the shortcomings of the great White Hope of Touchdown Jesus - which are so utterly apparent to anyone that finds a red-bearded mascot to be somewhat nauseating - have all been overlooked. Reasoned away. Chained to the ankle of the Negro to burden as he was banished from the Cathedral/plantation.

Down in the realm of purgatory known as Dukedom, victories have been few and far between since the devil unchained and released his protege in the late '80's. Spurrier left to take his visor and huffy disposition to Gainesville. And the devils in charge decided that all resources, energy and care would be invested in serving the throne occupied by the dictator of K-ville.

Certainly the timing of an important preseason basketball event this season, which was scheduled during a Duke football game, is an indication that coach KKK holds no respect, interest or concern for the football program.

Football means nothing to Duke.

And that is why we must ask that all our readers, believers and followers concentrate all positive energy and send it to the devil's bowels in Durham.

Duke must win this game for the very reason we stated. Football means nothing to them.

It means everything to the Irish.

A loss to Duke would be an indication that ND football has finally been defeated. It will be a sign to NBC that they better seriously rethink re-newing that deal. It would provide the torture necessary to bring righteousness to the souls damned in their worship of Touchdown Jesus.

And, as an added bonus, it would bring a completely empty joy to Duke. A victory over ND won by Duke would normally be something for the devil to rejoice. But victory over this ND team? 2007? Led by the inept and always famished Weis? Meaningless. Empty. A victory for evil. But not a victory over righteousness.

Essentially, there would be no winner.

Therefore, good friends, we ask that all unite in support of Duke.

For Saturday, and Saturday only:

WE ARE ALL BLUE DEVILS.

64 comments:

Irons said...

This has the makings of a movement. We'll add our support this evening.

censored said...

Do we favor Hitler or Stalin? John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer? Pure, unrepentant evil or unrepentant, pure evil? Alan Jackson or George Strait?

Tupac or Biggie?

Dave the Wave said...

"Tupac or Biggie?"

i hear you, cense....

Malcolm or Martin?

ZEKE said...

"i hear you, cense....

Malcolm or Martin?"


Jesse or Al?

censored said...

Malcolm or Martin?

in all fairness Martin was not a hateful terrorist like Malcolm.
let's keep it goin....
OJ or Rae Carruth?

Dave the Wave said...

I like this game...

Bloods or Cripts?

censored said...

steve harvey or cedric the entertainer?

Dave the Wave said...

Michael Vick or Elijah Dukes?

Dave the Wave said...

oprah or tyra?

censored said...

travis henry or pacman jones?

ZEKE said...

damn, you guys are listing a lot of evil!

here is the apex of it...

Scoop or Whitlock?

Dave the Wave said...

Stuart Scott or an eggplant?

Dave the Wave said...

Toby or Kunta Kinte?

ZEKE said...

"Toby or Kunta Kinte?"

Trick question!!!

censored said...

lawrence phillips or barry bonds?

ZEKE said...

Tank Johnson or any law breaking thug that doesn't care about society?

censored said...

colin ferguson or tawanna brawley?

Malcom Hex said...

well, i guess this weeks local chapter meeting is taking place here on this thread.

uncommon sense said...

"colin ferguson"

isn't he the host of that horrible late night tv show on against conan??

ZEKE said...

Nelson or Winnie Mandelah?

censored said...

well, i guess this weeks local chapter meeting is taking place here on this thread.

Listen, all we are doing is adding to the list that NOIS so creatively wrote. If you want to make it some racial issue then that is your problem.

Keven said...

I agree. Duke HAS to win this!

Not firing Weis after that would be unequivocal evidence of ND's bias

Malcom Hex said...

"If you want to make it some racial issue then that is your problem.'

clearly, that is the case.

censored said...

I agree. Duke HAS to win this!

Not firing Weis after that would be unequivocal evidence of ND's bias

November 12, 2007 1:28 PM


Spelling the name Kevin as kEVEN is quite ODD.

Tripod said...

"If you want to make it some racial issue then that is your problem.'

clearly, that is the case."

i think ya boy censored has a crush on alan jackson and got his feelings hurt.

censored said...

"If you want to make it some racial issue then that is your problem.'

clearly, that is the case.

you want to make everything about race but that doesnt exist on this thread...it was completely appropriate to list alan jackson and george strait alongside serial killers and dictators...so we are just adding others that deserve the same treatment...learn to read.

Keven said...

"Spelling the name Kevin as kEVEN is quite ODD."

and capitalizing every letter but the first is quite odd, too.

censored said...

i think ya boy censored has a crush on alan jackson and got his feelings hurt.

clearly tripod, with your 3rd grade education, the name alan jackson was the only one you recognized on that list.

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"it was completely appropriate to list alan jackson and george strait alongside serial killers and dictators"

i'm guessing that they were listed more for the fact that represent red neck/racist america moreso than that they are evil.

although, i've heard their yodels and warbles before...it's pretty evil.

censored said...

"Spelling the name Kevin as kEVEN is quite ODD."

and capitalizing every letter but the first is quite odd, too.

it was a joke..lighten up...EVEN and ODD.

Tripod said...

"clearly tripod, with your 3rd grade education, the name alan jackson was the only one you recognized on that list."

he's an actor right?

Jeff Reed's blowdryer said...

"it was a joke..lighten up...EVEN and ODD."

HAHAHAHAHAH....that is clever as hell!

or stupid.

whichever.

the best jokes are the ones no one gets.

censored said...

i'm guessing that they were listed more for the fact that represent red neck/racist america moreso than that they are evil.

oh please....so dont get offended when Al Sharpton is viewed as the mouthpiece of black america.

Al_Sharpton's_Banana_Hammock said...

".EVEN and ODD."

WTF???

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"oh please....so dont get offended when Al Sharpton is viewed as the mouthpiece of black america."

i said represent...not the mouthpiece...as in they symbolize racism in this country.

i think most non-redneck, non-cowboy boot stomping, non-pick up driving people in this country equate George Strait with the KKK.

Don't you?

censored said...

i'm guessing that they were listed more for the fact that represent red neck/racist america moreso than that they are evil.

and so i listed tupac and biggie because they represent the criminal gangster negro america...so we agree..thanks.

censored said...

i think most non-redneck, non-cowboy boot stomping, non-pick up driving people in this country equate George Strait with the KKK.

Don't you?

yes everyone who wears a cowboy hat belongs to the KKK just like every negro who wears a do-rag is a criminal...damn you are a racist

Martin said...

"Who to root for?"

Sir, I will be rooting for Allah to crumble the stadium during the game.

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"and so i listed tupac and biggie because they represent the criminal gangster negro america...so we agree..thanks."

the problem is...that your contribution has nothing to do with the post.

the redneck/racist thing directly relates to both ND and Duke.

Criminal gangster negroes do not.

so, when you bring them up, it just makes you look like you are a racist finger pointer.....oh, wait!!!

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"yes everyone who wears a cowboy hat belongs to the KKK just like every negro who wears a do-rag is a criminal...damn you are a racist'

re-read my question. your completely misunderstood it. i never said ANYTHING about people that wear cowboy hats being in the KKK...lol

ultrasound tech said...

the funniest part of all this is that Duke REALLY has a good chance of winning!

The Lawn Jockey said...

"yes everyone who wears a cowboy hat belongs to the KKK just like every negro who wears a do-rag is a criminal...damn you are a racist"

since when is the KKK a race????

Amicable MindSet said...

NOis,

you've solved the dilemma on who to root for when ND and Duke meet in football.

But how would this work in hoops?

Chuckles said...

@ amicable mindset:

I think it goes without saying that we would cheer for a Notre Dame victory over Duke in hoops in the first round of the tournament next March. The National Invitational Tournament.

Greeney said...

Why do you find ND so offensive? Is it their success or the fact that they do things in a classy way?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Why do you find ND so offensive?"

Sir, we assure you. There is nothing 'offensive' about this year's ND squad.

Chuckles said...

There's not much that could be described as successful, either.

lgf said...

" Dave the Wave said...

I like this game...

Bloods or Cripts?

November 12, 2007 1:19 PM
censored said...

steve harvey or cedric the entertainer?

November 12, 2007 1:20 PM
Dave the Wave said...

Michael Vick or Elijah Dukes?

November 12, 2007 1:20 PM
Dave the Wave said...

oprah or tyra?

November 12, 2007 1:21 PM
censored said...

travis henry or pacman jones?

November 12, 2007 1:21 PM

Dave the Wave said...

Hey censored, in the mouth or in the butt?

November 12, 2007 4:21 PM
"

Dave the Wave said...

lgf, you really are a homo, aren't you?

Dean Werner: 'Black and Gay are no way to go through life, son.'

Foxxy Brown said...

"well, i guess this weeks local chapter meeting is taking place here on this thread."

i too thought i stumbled onto the wrong site. once again i was concerned that an IE glitch flipped me to a mensa chatroom. or pulled up the transcript from a Bush cabinet meeting.

to the matter at hand: i must depart from your campaign, NOIS. on Saturday i will be hoping for a well-targeted meteor shower. it must be a shower. Weis's carcas alone could repel a solo hit.

censored said...

Hey censored, in the mouth or in the butt?


Hey LGF, that was the question your momma was asking me...but i told her neither cause i didnt want her to give me the AIDS.

censored said...

Criminal gangster negroes


hey steven a, nice contribution to the post....an oxymoron from a moron...you are a dope.

censored said...

"Why do you find ND so offensive?"


nois hates ND because they wouldnt allow a loser like willingham to remain as coach....he feels weis is getting a free pass because he is white. This falls in line with all of nois' theories....not that blacks should improve but they should find examples of where whites fail and use that as a rallying cry.

uncommon sense said...

"Criminal gangster negroes


hey steven a, nice contribution to the post....an oxymoron from a moron...you are a dope."

you don't know what an oxymoron is do you? LOL....hahaha...too funny, and YOU are calling someone a dope?????

uncommon sense said...

"not that blacks should improve but they should find examples of where whites fail and use that as a rallying cry."

umm...and what is it that YOU do here with virtually every comment?

yea, exactly. you find examples of where blacks fail, and then compare it to a completely unrelated incident involving a white person in some sort of effort to prove something which doesn't even relate to what NOIS says....

censored said...

you don't know what an oxymoron is do you? LOL....hahaha...too funny, and YOU are calling someone a dope?????

i assumed you were posting that as an oxymoron...unless of course you meant it...then you are self loathing...ha ha ha...racist!!

censored said...

yea, exactly. you find examples of where blacks fail, and then compare it to a completely unrelated incident involving a white person in some sort of effort to prove something which doesn't even relate to what NOIS says....

what you fail to recognize is that i only do it in response to NOIS. I dont interject race...i only find further examples of NOIS' points...you must certainly agree that when talking about stalin and hitler, biggie and tupac should certainly be in the equation.

Avonte Mixon said...

"i only find further examples of NOIS' points.."

only problem is...i've seen ZERO instances in which you have actually UNDERSTOOD nois' point.

and that is a real problem if you are trying to refute them. no?

Sportsbruh said...

That was WELL WRITTEN!!!!

You showing out.

Dave the Wave said...

"That was WELL WRITTEN!!!!

You showing out."


'preciate it, bruh.

i jus' does what i does. ya fel meh?

Dan said...

Eli or Peyton?

GO DUKE! BEAT NOTRE DAME!

Karen said...

D*mn. Can't ya'll just limit this to hating Notre Dame? I hated Notre Dame when Ty was there, and when Bob Davie was there, and when that misshapen elf Lou Holtz was there. I hate them because they pretend to be above the blatant corruption of my conference, the SEC. I hate them because they have their own TV network. I hate Notre Dame because they pretend not to lower their academic standards to admit athletes, and because the NCAA and the media gives them a pass because they are Notre Dame, so they end up not being put on probation when they should be, and getting BCS bids when they should not.
I know this is the Nation of Islam Sports Blog, so there's always gonna be a little tinge of the race in the discussion. (Have ya'll noticed who the best running quarterback in the nation is- blonde haired, green eyed white kid with an 890 SAT. Times done changed!). But take your white supremacist in the guise of a conservative meeting over to Michelle Malkin, or somewhere else, unless you're talking about black quarterbacks who suck but are still getting chances to be retreads after failing, Karl Dorrell, who does suck, and Ty Willingham, who doesn't.
As for evil,I go with Alan Jackson, just because he can't sing as well, and I want Duke to win, just because I don't want Notre Dame to win another game.
XOXO, Mean Lil Black and Gold Girl

Malcom Hex said...

"Mean Lil Black and Gold Girl"

black and gold?

Does that mean you are a Vandy person?

Newsflash...Vandy is not SEC...well, not really.

Karen said...

Saints fan, actually. Even worse.