For those of you, like us, that habitually read Peter King columns so you can feel good about your own football knowledge, self worth, appearance, intelligence and just general existence...we wish to make known a landmark event that took place today.
Peter extended his recording breaking streak.
For what seems like the 1000th consecutive column or tv appearance, Peter mentioned he called a pro football player on his cell phone.
We aren't sure if it is Peter's way of bragging to us that he has their numbers. Or if he is still mystified with cell technology.
Or, maybe he is just as surprised as we are that he can operate a cell phone.
Congrats, Peter. We imagine that Carson Palmer couldn't be more thrilled that you have him on your contacts list.
And. For those that don't read Peter. You are missing things like this.
Fresh from his latest offering:
We, as a society, need to leave Britney Spears alone. It's pathetic the way the paparazzi chases her the way dogs chase cars. Let this woman have a prayer to have a life with her two children.
And the word out there is that Sports Illustrated is becoming irrelevant. Pshaw!