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Monday, October 29, 2007

Peter King: Landmark Event

For those of you, like us, that habitually read Peter King columns so you can feel good about your own football knowledge, self worth, appearance, intelligence and just general existence...we wish to make known a landmark event that took place today.

Peter extended his recording breaking streak.

For what seems like the 1000th consecutive column or tv appearance, Peter mentioned he called a pro football player on his cell phone.

We aren't sure if it is Peter's way of bragging to us that he has their numbers. Or if he is still mystified with cell technology.



Or, maybe he is just as surprised as we are that he can operate a cell phone.

Congrats, Peter. We imagine that Carson Palmer couldn't be more thrilled that you have him on your contacts list.


And. For those that don't read Peter. You are missing things like this.

Fresh from his latest offering:

We, as a society, need to leave Britney Spears alone. It's pathetic the way the paparazzi chases her the way dogs chase cars. Let this woman have a prayer to have a life with her two children.


And the word out there is that Sports Illustrated is becoming irrelevant. Pshaw!

9 comments:

Dave the Wave said...

why hate on peter king?

jealous much?

Kevin Hayward said...

Hey, cell phones are a big deal to some people.

Gern said...

You can bag on Peter King all you want, but it takes real talent to type that column with Bret Favre's cock shoved all the way down his throat. (Not that there's anything wrong with that) Also, he shortchanged Mike Vrabel one more sack in which he forced a fumble that was returned for a TD. For the record, I read his column every week too.

madd hatter said...

"For the record, I read his column every week too."

it's torture.

but i'm a masochist.

i read it, too.

censored said...

If we have to listen to joe morgan, shannon sharpe, etc. then you can put up with peter king.

uncommon sense said...

"If we have to listen to joe morgan, shannon sharpe, etc. then you can put up with peter king."

wow, censored once again goes the race route.

you need to expand your mind, censored.

there is more to life than the color of skin.

Half of NOIS' posts aren't even race related!

censored said...

"If we have to listen to joe morgan, shannon sharpe, etc. then you can put up with peter king."

wow, censored once again goes the race route.

you need to expand your mind, censored.

there is more to life than the color of skin.

Half of NOIS' posts aren't even race related!

oh man..who is bringing up race...i just mentioned some other horrible commentators...geez what is wrong with you?

Malcom Hex said...

"oh man..who is bringing up race...i just mentioned some other horrible commentators...geez what is wrong with you?"

if we have to listen to joe morgan, shannon sharpe, etc. then you can put up with Peter King.

lol. censored, you can't even be clever without looking stupid.

censored said...

if we have to listen to joe morgan, shannon sharpe, etc. then you can put up with Peter King.

lol. censored, you can't even be clever without looking stupid

"WE" being anyone besides NOIS (you know the guy who ripped peter king) and the YOU is referring to NOIS himself...get a clue and stop looking for race in everything...you just are small minded.