Apparently, Dikembe Mutombo had been working with the NBA to sanction an NBA all-star game in Paris, with proceeds benefiting a hospital Mutombo had donated in the Congo.
The plan was to have a French team, lead by Tony Parker play against a team of NBA'ers, lead by Yao Ming.
One problem. Parker will be marrying Eva Longoria, who apparently feels her little honeymoon is more important than curing diseases in Africa. Lord knows she probably NEVER has the chance to go on relaxing trips with Parker.
"Tony is going to be on the honeymoon, and the French Federation says if Tony Parker will not play, the game cannot happen," Mutombo said. "Everybody said yes, but Tony cannot leave the honeymoon to come to play. I don't know his fiancée, so I don't know how to talk to her."
Well, Dikembe, we'd suggest talking to her just like Parker does, "Yes, ma'am, whatever you say, ma'am."
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What are y'all smoking over there at the Masjid? Ground up pork rinds???
I don't think this is business, IT'S PERSONAL: it's the man's HONEYMOON, for crying out loud!
You expect a woman to cut her honeymoon short (one of the most important rituals, aside from the wedding and reception)? I understand that there may be more important events going on but the French Federation should just start asking around NOW.
Dee
"You expect a woman to cut her honeymoon short "
Ma'am, we don't expect a woman to cut her honeymoon off short. We know it isn't in her nature.
We do expect her husband to cut it off for her.
Can I get an "allahu akhbar", brothers?
ALLAHU AKBAR!
"Dee"
Sir, Mirch?
"I don't know his fiancée, so I don't know how to talk to her."
Wouldn't 'Who wants to sex Mutombo?' be appropriate?
*crickets*
Dikembe just needs to tell the greedy little chihuahua that he's handing out gift bags. she'll personally fly Tony there on her broomstick. and, of course she wants to sex Mutumbo!
Last year there was a wire news story that Evita ordered her boo not to have a bachelor's party (Spurs teammates were planning it).
is there rehab for ill-considered engagements? intervention for Mr. Parker, stat!
"*crickets*"
Sir, sorry the commentary isn't up to your obvious standards.
*crickets*, how biting and witty!
May we use it sometime?
"is there rehab for ill-considered engagements? "
Sir, yes....groupies.
First of all, that game would have SUCKED!
A "French team"...
That is just too funny.
I'll make sure to set my Tivo for that one.
There's gotta be a better way to raise money for Africans.
""is there rehab for ill-considered engagements? "
Sir, yes....groupies."
Sir,
i'm a ma'am :-)
and, yes, if it were my honeymoon i'd insist he go and demand that he take me.
millamo
"i'm a ma'am :-)"
Ma'am, when one posts anonymously, we use sir.
It' just what we do.
p.s. and, btw, yeah, why would anyone want to go to Paris during their honeymoon?! no romance there.
i can't stand the sight of her
millamo
"i can't stand the sight of her"
Ma'am, are holding a torch for Tony P?
Sir,
thanks for the kind explanation. no worries - i get it. i'm just too lazy to set up account. trying to stay off the devil's grid.
millamo
Sir,
no. as we converse, i'm wearing the jersey of the immortal #21
millamo
"trying to stay off the devil's grid."
Ma'am, don't let the devil's grid intimidate you.
You don't have to give him real information.
Besides, you are protected on this page.
Righteousness can be blinding.
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