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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Michael Irvin: Doesn't Care About Your Disability

If you ever get hired to do some contracting work for Michael Irvin, make sure you do it properly. And you better make sure that Irvin is ok with the price.

"Former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin is facing accusations he assaulted a disabled contractor who was hired to install a fountain at his Plano home. Shawn Vandergrift filed a lawsuit Monday against Mr. Irvin in Denton County, claiming that the former player yelled at him and grabbed him during a December dispute over a final payment for the construction work. The suit claims that Mr. Vandergrift is permanently disabled by a hip condition and that he required medical attention as a result of being grabbed on the left arm during the confrontation. Mr. Irvin could not be reached for comment Monday night. "

How ridiculous of this man to try to use his "coach K" hip as a sympathy tactic. The hip bone's connected to the leg bone; not the left arm!

We are sure Irvin will be vindicated. And we applaud Irvin on his good taste in having a fountain installed in his home.

8 comments:

Martin said...

"'coach k' hip"

Sir, I'm sorry to point this out, again, but didn't you mean to say "coach kkk"? I know it is a minor point, sir, but with regards to the white devil, one must always be
vigilant.

Salem Aleikum.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Sir, your unrelenting vigilence is appreciated.

Andrew said...

I was reading another blog, and all of the sudden it hit me...if the man had a Coach KKK Hip Problem, what was he doing installing a water fountain.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"if the man had a Coach KKK Hip Problem, what was he doing installing a water fountain"

Sir, we are sure that Mr. Irvin's legal counsel will pounce on ALL the holes in this scammer's story.

A source close to us has told us that a subcontractor will be sadled with any financial losses that Mr. Vandergrift might incur.

J-Red said...

I am glad Irvin had the foresight to be prepared for a confrontation. It must be clear that the man's name, Vandergrift, is a clever anagram of Grifter Vand, his prison moniker. A less enlightened man would not have seen through the ruse.

Anonymous said...

Irvin is a pathetic bully who hides behind his fame instead of accepting responsibility for his actions. He claims that noone will let him move forward from his past mistakes, but I say quit committing the same mistakes and learn from your actions or at least learn to admit what you have done. DENY OR LIE...Does he know the difference?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"but I say quit committing the same mistakes and learn from your actions or at least learn to admit what you have done"

Sir, so you wold rather have Irvin try to change who he is? No longer keep it real? Turn his back on his community?

Dare I say you exhibit extreme racial undertones in your message.

J-Red said...

Plus Mr. Irvin is a hall-of-fame electee. Mr. Vandergrift, if that even is his real name, is a screw-up contractor. You would have Mr. Irvin change who he is and not Mr. Vandergrift?