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Friday, April 6, 2007

Colin Cowherd: An Act of Self Defense

In one of the most courageous acts of defiance and self defense of our time, ESPN radio mainstay and flag bearer Colin Cowherd summoned the power of his listeners to defend himself and his employer from the overbearing intrusion of sports bloggers.

Cowherd, well known for his even handed approach to radio broadcasting and for his logical and rational broadcast "journalistic" conclusions, decided that he was no longer going to allow sports bloggers to impose their far reaching and all powerful will on himself or his ESPN parent.

As fighters for righteousness ourselves, we can only admire the type of fortitude that it took for Cowherd to stand up to the bloggers. Trying to carve out a niche for himself (and ESPN) in a world that is controlled and dictated by the corporate agenda of sports bloggers is a noble endeavor in and of itself, but to say "enough is enough" and take matters into ones own hands is righteousness personified.

Cowherd was tired of the fact that certain blogs perpetuated the concept that he "stole" from blogs on the internet. That the wonderfully humorous and bitingly funny commentary on his show did not always originate in his own brain housing group. We can only sympathize with the emotional hardships and stress such unfounded and hurtful accusations would cause a man of Cowherd's ethics and character.

Clearly, the blogs attempted to undermine his efforts to bring his fledgling network to the top. Not only were the blogs purposefully attempting to squash his personal and professional growth by trying to damage his reputation; but they were also trying to USE his growing fame and recognition to market themselves on his coat tails. It is bad enough that blogs like deadspin and the big lead have a strangle hold on the sports agenda. But now, they try to extinguish the soaring star of Cowherd AND market themselves in one fell swoop.

In an act of great personal risk, Cowherd apparently floated the idea of his loyal listeners mounting a revolution against Attacking the Death Star at its very heart. Sending a message that the little man at EPSN would no longer stand idly by and be a besmirched casualty at the hands of thebiglead's corporately inspired agenda. The suits at thebiglead's headquarters be damned!

And the self defense initiative was apparently launched. And with incredible results. At this posting, was still down, dazed and confused, blinded by the fog of the war they had initiated by unfairly and maliciously supposing that a blog maintained some sort of intellectual ownership over the ideas that they posted on the free and public internet. That if a RADIO host or TV host or real sports columnist should come across these free and public ideas and re-convey them through a real and legitimate medium, there was some sort of ethical, civil or just plain decent responsibility to acknowledge it.

We would agree with Cowherd, the only appropriate response to the corporate sports bloggers stance and resultant acts of pointing out instances of occurrence was to take matters into his own hands. Shut them down.

And the best part in all this: As the sports blogs are finally silenced, we can all sit back and FINALLY hear the voice of ESPN.

It's about time.

As-Salaam-Alaikum, Colin Cowherd and your righteous fight against lilly-white corporate sports bloggers.


Unsilent Majority said...

Colin Cowherd (nee Wallace Dodd) fights for the rights of the disenfranchised masses.

D'Antwann Shabazz said...

Preach on Brother Sportsblog. Let this fledgling media outlet ESPN grow and flourish, blog empires be damned!

Allahu Akbar!

endangered coffee said...

During this holy time of year, we can only assume that Cowherd is the second coming himself.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Let this fledgling media outlet ESPN grow and flourish"

Sir, we are in the process of conducting the due dilligence to determine if it might be in our own best interest to change our name to "", in an effort to allign ourselves at the front of this ESPN burgeoning movement.

Mr Fuji said...

Colin Cowherd joins the Five Percent Nation - so let it be know.

Nick Swanson said...

That's why I listen to Cowherd. He is truly a man of the people, and a friend to the little man.

I hope CC strikes down with great vengeance and furious anger those who try to poison his brothers. And you will know that he is THE SCHRUTE, when he lays his vengeance upon thee.

the butler said...

Who in God's Holy Name is Colin Cowherd?

I think this is all a ploy to trick people into believing he had actual "listeners".

I bet he had his mother (who I hear makes quite a hobby of hacking) commit the terrorist act for him.

MCBias said...

The way I see it, it appears that after some early victories for the Bloggi, The ESPN has Struck Back. Let's see if bloggers are strong enough to keep up their libel when the potential for blowback exists. I say, it looks like bloggers will have to cower in their basements a while longer.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

" I say, it looks like bloggers will have to cower in their basements a while longer"

Sir, did you mean "cowherd" in their basements.

Pun intended!

High Five!

chancelot said...

Power to the people! Cowherd again bravely stands up to the sportsblogging complex that controls the minds of sports fans everywhere. Boo Yah! ESPN is in the vanguard of the proletarian revolution that will arise when the blogosphere whithers away.

John said...

Cowherd sucks, man. Ya'll shoulda heard what he said about UVA football...he's a dumbass, in the truest sense of the word. I hope they sue his pants off.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Ya'll shoulda heard what he said about UVA football"

Sir, that may be the worst thing he has done...proliferating the rumor that UVA has a football team. What a cocksucker!