Sir, your comedy is always awe inspiring! The notion of 'work' and 'Chicago Tribune' in the same sentence...too much. Will the next joke reference the Pulitzer prize worthy 'Red Eye'?
Ah yes, the Chicago Tribune has had a shortage of newspaper boys and janitorial staff lately. I'll be sending you an e-mail shortly about our vacancies. ;-)
No, it's not me, and in all seriousness, it would be great if you all got a bigger platform for your writing. The hyping of black QB's while making the fallacious argument that having no talent around you and still succeeding makes you look WORSE was a classic.
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"If you work for the Chicago Tribune"
Jazak Allah Khair!
Sir, your comedy is always awe inspiring! The notion of 'work' and 'Chicago Tribune' in the same sentence...too much. Will the next joke reference the Pulitzer prize worthy 'Red Eye'?
"Will the next joke reference the Pulitzer prize worthy 'Red Eye'? "
Sir, we aren't tipping our hand just yet.
Ah yes, the Chicago Tribune has had a shortage of newspaper boys and janitorial staff lately. I'll be sending you an e-mail shortly about our vacancies. ;-)
No, it's not me, and in all seriousness, it would be great if you all got a bigger platform for your writing. The hyping of black QB's while making the fallacious argument that having no talent around you and still succeeding makes you look WORSE was a classic.
"The hyping of black QB's "
Sir, we don't hype anything.
We simply report the goings ons in the world around us.
Fair and balanced.
Or something like that.
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