Before we make our post about Super Bowl weekend, we have to comment on something.
We here at NOIS often check this blog to see from where people come to visit us. For instance, if deadspin links to us, our referral log will show us how many people come from there.
Upon checking today, the number one referral to our site was people doing google searches for "tony dungy mulatto" or "tony dungy white parents".
What the HELL is wrong with you people?
Seriously, this is one of the most obscene things we have ever witnessed. Finally a Negro man has reached the top of the NFL. And what does the white devil do? Runs out to try to find a way to claim he is white. Scouring the internet to find some information upon which they can say, "Well, Tony Dungy has some white in him."
How DARE you!
Mr. Dungy has been treated as a Negro man his ENTIRE life. A victim of all that any Negro man in this country is subjected to: racism, prejudice, hatred, negative stereotypes, vicious name calling and restaurants not having hot sauce. And NOW, now that he can claim the title of "Greatest Coach of All Time", NOW you try to gather the ammunition to make your claim that he is really white?
Why were you not claiming he was white as a student at University of Minnesota? Why were not claiming he was white when he was wearing a Steelers' uniform as a spot playing defensive back? Why were you not claiming he was white when he was a nameless assistant? Why were redneck Tampa Bay fans referring to him with the n-word before he turned things there around?
How dare you!
Allow the man and the rest of his Tribe the chance to enjoy the accomplishment and success he has work so hard for before you start to sulley his good race with your impudent google searches and maniacal efforts to erase the first Super Bowl victory by a Negro coach.
Normally, the joke goes that the NFL stands for the "Not For Long" league because as soon as you win people start asking about next year. But this "not for long" is something even more sinister and apparantly more organized.
Your google searches will change NOTHING. Tony Dungy is Negro and proud. Now say it out loud! No justice, No peace! Ok, we digress, but you have us steamed!
13 comments:
Sir, what is this "Google" you speak of? I though the white devils of the Google refused to acknowledge your existence, so in turn, you refused to acknowledge theirs?
Sir, after our revealing their devious nature and exposing them to the world, they provided linkage to our efforts.
Wow! I think you've stepped out of character here with this post. However, the point you are making is painfully true and reveals something inside many people, obviously.
"so, you hate the white man, but you don't mind using his tools?
all jokes aside, if that is true....that's pretty fucked up."
Sir, what tools are you referring to? What hate are you referring to? We pity, we don't hate. You have oppressed the Negro for years and have had no problem using the Negro's tools. Hell, you are a Duke fan. You have had no problem using the NEGRO.
"Wow! I think you've stepped out of character here with this post."
Sir, read it again. It is completely in character.
"Sir, read it again. It is completely in character."
I apologize NOIS. But, I think you know what I meant.
You really sound like you mean it this time - no satire. Good for you, I think.
"You really sound like you mean it this time - no satire. Good for you, I think."
Sir, to be honest...the post was formulated as a way to gain attention to our main complaint. The lack of hot sauce in restaurants.
Now that it's finally Black History Month, we can revel in all the continued racial profiling and "NEGRO-pressing" bigotry still running rampant today.....
Even the mammoth video-gaming industry is being manipulated to portray Nubian sistas as inferior cockteases to their bleach-headed counterparts. Check it out here:
http://newmianity.blogspot.com/2007/02/ea-sports-announces-jim-crow-07.html
"Even the mammoth video-gaming industry is being manipulated to portray Nubian sistas as inferior cockteases to their bleach-headed counterparts. "
Sir, we appreciate the sentiment of your contribution. But feel compelled to point out; when something is SO completely incredulous as to illicit pure, unadulterated laughter...it is hard to pick up the torch and fight it. I mean, the idea that a chloroxed coiffed, alibaster skinned hussy could possibly rival the blue ball inducing ability of the Nubian queen is so far fetched that we can't even get mad. It'd be like if they had a woman's volleyball game and showed their boyfriends; and the boyfriends got progressively lighter....but had larger members. BWHAHAHA! Good one, EA Sports...it's in the GAME!
Sir, do the white devils from Duke own you? I ask this, respectfully, because I see that the white devil duke Steve has "branded" your site with his white mark of the devil. Is this the same as the white man branding his property? Are you now the "property" of the white blue devil Steve and Coach K.? Say it isn't so, Sir!
"Sir, do the white devils from Duke own you? "
Sir, funny you mention the white blue devils. Seems coach KKK has received two straight beatdowns at the hands of Negro coaches; after his clansmen time keepers "lynched" Coach Purnell and Clemson.
We enjoy that Steve is such a fan of Duke. And think it is wonderful that someone can devote themselves to rooting for a school that would never in million years let them attend.
Fun game to play while watching a Duke home game - scan the crowd for a chick you'd bang while completely sober.
"Fun game to play while watching a Duke home game - scan the crowd for a chick you'd bang while completely sober"
Sir, indeed! That is exactly why the young boys from Duke rely on NCCU for their female entertainment.
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