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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Bits and Pieces

Just some quick bullets from around the headlines.



Congrats are in order! After a terrible misunderstanding and miscommunication between himself and his wife, it looks like things are getting better. Elijah Dukes has a baby on the way!





Despite his mandated suspension from the NFL, it looks like Pacman Jones is one step closer to vindication in regards to his being in the wrong place at the wrong time at the Vegas skin club. Pacman's agent has confirmed that for the second time, DNA samples taken of Pacman do not match evidence.

9 comments:

Martin said...

"Elijah Dukes has a baby on the way!"

Sir, just one? My money is that there are multiple ones on the way, just *one* confirmed and acknowledged this far. The NBA has Shawn Kemp and now MLB has Elijah Dukes.

Martin said...

"DNA samples taken of Pacman do not match evidence."

If the DNA to the prosecutor does not placate,

The commissioner must reinstate!

FREE PACMAN!

Andrew said...

Sir, the baby young Master Dukes has on the way is not supposedly going to come from the womb of the wife that he would allegedly not be "bullshitting."

Dawg.

Johnny Cockring said...

"If the DNA to the prosecutor does not placate,

The commissioner must reinstate!"


If his genetic sequences are not revealed...

Pac-Man must be allowed on the field!

Johnny Cockring said...

Dawg.

It's wonderful to see Mr. Dukes return in kind the support offered to him by the community, by acting as a mentor himself to an unfortunate foster child in need of guidance.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Sir, the baby young Master Dukes has on the way is not supposedly going to come from the womb of the wife that he would allegedly not be "bullshitting."

Sir, we were just congratulating Master Dukes on the proliferation of his seed.

No congrats were offered to his wife.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"If his genetic sequences are not revealed...

Pac-Man must be allowed on the field! "

If the DNA is suspect,

Pacman must get a paycheck!

Andrew said...

Sirs, you said it looked like things were getting better after a terrible misunderstanding between young Mister Dukes and his wife, things were getting better?

Baby Mama Drama does not make anything better.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Baby Mama Drama does not make anything better. '

Sir, it looked like things WERE getting better from Dukes point of view.

Apparently his wife has some issues with this latest news.