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Friday, June 8, 2007

Update: The Answerman Was Correct

Brothers, sisters, quasi-intellectual avoiders of righteous enlightenment and saboteurs of human progress:

Sometimes, in this world in which we survive, we are confronted by seemingly insurmountable challenges and obstacles. At times, it is normal to question if our efforts are worth the trouble. If we are gaining ground. If we are initiating righteous change.

The powers of evil and of the devil are powerful, unrelenting and oft times seem almost unconquerable.

But, perseverance, dedication to righteousness and faith in the power that can be called Allah are things that provide comfort in trying times.

A voice.

We all have one. Sometimes it seems that no one hears. Other times it seems that no one listens. But never allow your voice to be silenced. As long as your voice emits righteous tones, it will eventually be heard.

Our voice was heard.

There can be no doubt about this.

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to court to stand in front of the judge who sentenced her.

It seems the judge specifically ordered that she could NOT serve her sentence under house arrest. The sheriff who allowed her to vacate her cell still claims that the bleached trollop is suffering from a "medical" condition.

Certainly, that condition has been a hindrance to the ever sympathetic chloroxed dullard when she is photographed partying in the wee hours of seemingly every night. When she is making sex tapes. When she is heinously throwing around racial epithets and giddily laughing at her wit.

Yes, clearly the young, alabaster talent vacuum has long been suffering from medical maladies.

Unfortunately, stupidity, selfishness, disregard for the interests of others and lack of personal responsibility are not medical conditions.

We heartily applaud the judge for looking more closely into this situation.

And, we can't help but be pleased knowing that our post played a role. Odds are, that as our righteous words are read and shared by more and more individuals, that the judge either read first hand or was made aware of our commentary and the civil outrage that certainly was inspired as a result.

Be strong, good people. Remain righteous.

Our word is heard!

29 comments:

8rules said...

yea, you and the three porch monkeys that read this tripe really are changing the world.

get bent.

douche.

well, hello said...

another poor soul in search of enlightenment

Welcome!

8rules said...

enlightenment?

do you even know what that means?

archie bunker said...

awww jeeeez.

when will coloreds learn to stifle yourselves?

uncle ruckus said...

ah, 'those war the days'

Rickey Henderson said...

huzzah, another blog post about Paris Hilton!

Keep up the innovative work!

Anonymous said...

I think i am the only one who reads this blog...I made some calls and got paris locked up again...see how my inherited white powers can be used for good.

Anonymous said...

and NOIS if paris was african american you would be writing about how society failed her...that she is troubled by the pressures of being so young and rich and should be getting counseling instead of jail time. Funny how the term "personal responsibility" only pops up in posts you write about whitey.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Keep up the innovative work! "

Sir, gee thanks.

Coming from someone that has put together a wonderful blog like of yours, we really appreciate it.

From now on we'll write in the third person.

NOISb wonders if that is innovative enough for Rickey?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"and NOIS if paris was african american you would be writing about how society failed her...that she is troubled by the pressures of being so young and rich and should be getting counseling instead of jail time. Funny how the term "personal responsibility" only pops up in posts you write about whitey. "

Sir, negative.

Personal responsibility is encompassed in the very definition of righteousness.

It only becomes a focal point when you try to irresponsibily predict what we would have said if something completely different happened than what actually happened.

You can't properly read our posts.

Don't pretend to read our minds.

not reciprocal said...

You can't properly read our posts.

Sir, I have to admit, at times I find difficulty properly reading anonymouse's posts

It is quite difficult to maintain propriety in the face of such hilarity

marco polo said...

in the face of such hilarity



are you making fun of anonymous's face????!!!

Martin said...

"huzzah, another blog post about Paris Hilton! Keep up the innovative work!"

Sir, if only this blog could incorporate more about a manpurse. Then, truly, righteousness would be obtained, right sir?

Oh, and how very innovative, sir, to make your blog about a BLACK manpurse that does the heavy work of holding your things together while you lead it around on a leash.

not I said...

"are you making fun of anonymous's face????!!!"


Sir, he keeps showin' his ass on this blog

I'm losing the ability to differentiate

Anonymous said...

The difference between us is that I would not defend Paris Hilton...where you try to minimize the horrible offenses of tank johnson...why?..simply because he is black...you would rather defend a criminal...I say all criminals should be put away. And it is also so funny how you play powerless to change the wrongs of your community but take some kind of credit for having something to do with Paris going back to jail...like the all powerful whitey is the reason she got out but it was the voice of a blog heard by dozens that got her put back in....you think highly of yourself little man.

Anonymous said...

this guy is an embarrassment to the rest of us

Sincerely,

El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz
Alexander Hamilton
James Madison
Voltaire
W.Mark Felt
Jane Roe
Richard Bachman
Vito Andolini
Tyler Durden

John Wayne said...

"Voltaire"

beat it, frenchy!

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"you think highly of yourself little man."

Sir, and that is the difference between us.

You make this about "you" and "me" and "I" and "we"...and such.

We think highly of our righteous movement.

The one turning you under its wheels.

That one.

Anonymous said...

Tyler Durden


wanna fight?

jerry seinfeld said...

"manpurse"

murses are for fags

carl said...

"this guy is an embarrassment to the rest of us"

you guys are so negative. ever heard of positive reinforcement?

maj. payne said...

ever heard of positive reinforcement?


is that anything like when you snap a POW's neck when you are done torturing him, so he doesn't have to go thru life with a colostomy bag?

Al Sharpton's Hair Relaxer said...

Anonymous,

How thick headed are you that you don't see the humor in this blog that is most likely written by a Caucasian (he went to UNC, they only let Negros on the football and basketball teams)?

The time has come to only allow registered bloggers to comment on here. Sure, it might reduce site traffic a bit, but it will greatly enhance the gene pool. In the name of Tawana Brawley and Mike Nifong, this must be done!

Of course, this means I'll have to take the time to register this sweet profile name, but so be it.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"he went to UNC, they only let Negros on the football and basketball teams"

Sir, true enough.

And played football there.

Al_Sharpton's_Banana_Hammock said...

"Of course, this means I'll have to take the time to register this sweet profile name, but so be it"

it seems a lot harder to register than it really is

Anonymous said...

Even though you guys say "there are no truths" you speak the truth. Your last 4 entries on the front page have been ON FIRE!

Love you, Brothers.
Dee

Dirty Sanchez said...

Props to Ocho Cinco for racing a horse for charity and having some fun. A refreshing break from the usual NFL storylines this offseason.

I know this was threadjacking, but I'm sick of talking about Paris Hilton. Although I'd still give her my namesake.

hot carl said...

"Although I'd still give her my namesake."

use protection

also, ifiwuzu I'd get my paint from a different can

H.N.I.C. said...

"the young, alabaster talent vacuum"

Sir, that was brilliant. Keep up the good work bruh.