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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Congrats To Bridget Moynahan

Looks like providing a fertile nest for Tom Brady's seed is a brilliant career move.

Moynahan, an actress of marginal success and limited name recognition prior to trying to trap...er um...prior to engaging in procreational exercise with Tom Brady, has received some real nice offers as of late.

Variety reported yesterday that Bridgie, the mama of Tom Brady's upcoming baby, has signed a deal with the network to either star in one of their 2008-2009 pilots or have ABC Studios develop a show just for her.

A show just for her. Who knew she was such a talent! Guess the lure of having a "star" in the tabloids everyday (due to her connection to Tom) was just too much publicity for network jackals to turn down.

In related news:

The newest babymama in the Elijah Dukes' parade has been offered spots on Jerry Springer and on an upcoming "Who My BabyDaddy?!" episode of Maury.

See, carrying the spawn of the white #12 isn't the only way to showbiz success! Opportunity for all.

15 comments:

Al_Sharpton's_Banana_Hammock said...

moynahan is delicious.

talent? haha. good one!

Malcom Hex said...

mmm, a bone thin white girl.

break her down, brother banan hammock!

Dave the Wave said...

hey, fucksquawk..moynahan was already an accomplished actress. your insinuation that the ghetto rats these black athletes knock up not getting tv shows is somehow racist is your saddest dementia so far.

Al Sharpton's Hair Relaxer said...

Bridget Moynahan stars in I, Robot and gets her own show while the lucky recipient(s) of Elijah Dukes' seed get on Springer and Maury. Sounds about right.

Although, I imagine the hoodrats that Mr. Dukes is procreating with would make for interesting TV. Ms. New York from VH1 would look like the Queen of England comparatively speaking.

Martin said...

"moynahan was already an accomplished actress."

Sir, really? What is your definition of 'accomplished'? Look at her resume in imdb, sir. Paris Hilton has a more extensive resume.

Johnny Cockring said...

"Paris Hilton has a more extensive resume."

Sir, is that inclusive or exclusive of home video?

Martin said...

"Sir, is that inclusive or exclusive of home video?"

Sir, good point. I am not counting web downloads, just what you can *legally* purchase. So, the home movie is in.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

@davethewave:

Sir, you've purposely misinterpreted what we said.

Purposely. With that purpose being to actively seek the opportunity to accuse us of throwing a race card into a game of dominoes.

The anger generated by your interpretation of our post is only attributable to your mindset.

Our post is innocent of blame.

censored said...

The anger generated by your interpretation of our post is only attributable to your mindset.

Our post is innocent of blame.

You frame everything in terms of race and then dont even have the guts to admit it...that makes you not only a hypocrit but a sissy as well....next time include jason kidds wife as well who endured numerous beatings just to get a shot at a TV gig.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"You frame everything in terms of race and then dont even have the guts to admit it...that makes you not only a hypocrit but a sissy as well....next time include jason kidds wife as well who endured numerous beatings just to get a shot at a TV gig"

Sir,

i. We put forth information. Certain people routinely frame it themselves as racial. You are one of those people. There are numerous comments on this thread. No one mentioned race but you and Dave.

Hmmm...

ii. Your mean spirited barbs calling us sissies are hurtful. If you know we are sissies, why would you purposely try to make us cry. That isn't nice.

iii. the Kidd wife comment:

a. There is no evidence, only HER story. And as you say, she wants to be famous. Would be real unusual for a talentless hussy to embellish stories in that effort.

b. We'd be happy to include Mr. Kidd if he is ever convicted of anything. He was raised by a white mother. We'd be happy to assign her some responsibility.

censored said...

b. We'd be happy to include Mr. Kidd if he is ever convicted of anything. He was raised by a white mother. We'd be happy to assign her some responsibility.

Hmm..thought you didnt ever mention race...you are too stupid to get out of the way of your own lies. I merely mentioned Kidd as another example of a spoiled athlete..yet you must play a race angle...very sad.

censored said...

We'd be happy to assign her some responsibility.

My guess is you would assign her all of the responsibility...i mean she is afterall white.

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

"My guess is you would assign her all of the responsibility...i mean she is afterall white. "

capt. obvious strikes again.

nois already said she was white.

now, you aren't just rehashing and repeating the same things you say yourself over and over...you r repeating nois.

jeez, you are a boring commenter.

nothing new out of you since your return.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Hmm..thought you didnt ever mention race"

Sir, where did we say we NEVER mention race?

We see your reading comprehension has not improved in your absence.

We said we don't frame our posts in race.

We mention race, as an identifier or as a descriptive...then YOU run off on your racist tangents.

See how it works?

Johnny Cockring said...

"We mention race, as an identifier or as a descriptive...then YOU run off on your racist tangents."

Sir, _____ is like a border collie.

You throw the stick. He runs and brings it back to you. ad infinitum.