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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dearest Blogfrica....

We take a moment from our non-stop, never ending Jihad to spread political freedom and righteousness throughout this African rooted nation called America.

The long while we have not posted, we have not been absent.

Rather, we have been the Mujihadeen in the effort to combat the evil white female devil trying to destroy the annointed ambitions and callings of Brother Obama.

The campaign trail has wreaked havoc on our blogging righteousness, but trust that we have not been so far removed that we still don't fully have our collective dark finger on the pulse (dead tho it might be) of the sports world.

Righteousness is omniscient. And, skeptics tho some might be, who is more righteous?

As we have travelled this expansive land of African roots, enlightening the disenfranchised and securing the following necessary to blockade the November polls from the dubious intentions of the skirt wearing white devil that would pretend to possess the abilities and rightousness to better lead us than Brother Obama; we take delight in relaying that the majority of this nation is supportive.

The majority of this country has seen the devil in a dress and says, "Caste ye to the bowels of antiquity, Devil (white), we as a people have had enough of your poison tears and sickle like tongue."

Be assured, we heard that voiced from the mouths of Negroes, Latinos and crackers (even the female sort) alike!

So, while Blogfrica suffers from our absence:

America rejoices at our presence.

The mission is almost complete. Our faith in righteous calling fully realized.

Dear Brothers and Sisters of Blogfrica, your righteous voice here at NOIS is fully creating a new America as you read this.

Rest well tonight.

And know that while the Deadspins and KSK's of the world are entertaining you with their take on the sports world.....

The NOIS of the world is making the World (and the sports world) a better place.

Remember:

If it is to the poll that you go, be sure to vote Negro.


You owe us that, whitey.


(ed. Duke fans, rejoice in your evil 'victory'. Coach KKK prepared his troops thoroughly and certainly his defensive tactics were sound......against UNC's third and fourth string PGs.)

24 comments:

Dave the Wave said...

so, now you are barry's campaing manager?

even more reason to vote McCain.

ATL_eagle said...

You guys break from blogging and Duke climbs the polls. Isn't stopping Coach K more important than electing the new President?

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Sir,

There is no campaign.

There is a nation searching for a leader with answers.

Jeff Reed's blowdryer said...

"Isn't stopping Coach K more important than electing the new President?"

AGREED!

Everyone has different opinions on politics.

But we can ALL agree:

Duck Fuke!

Oops Pow Surprise said...

Welcome back, sir.

Might we see Obama level sanctions against Duke? Or perhaps I should ask, why wouldn't he?

ruffian96 said...

Glad to see you back sir. I feared you had suffered some ill demise from a Neanderthal like the Wave.

censored said...

Incredibly you sink to new lows of stupidity. When referring to the "white devil" and cracker woman in your post were you talking about hillary clinton or Obama's white mother. Obama, a man with practically zero experience is smart to play up his negro "give me something for nothing" attitude. The truth is, he was abandoned by his negro father and it was the superior intellect of his mother that has allowed him to learn and succeed. It is odd though to see a black man asking for change without shaking an empty coffee cup in my face.
Vote for Obama..it will insure McCain the larger margin of victory in November....

a salaami and cheese.

ZEKE said...

so you been off campaigning for the coon?

nice.

the dems give us a coon and a bull dyke to pick from.

if only Barney Frank were running they could complete the trifecta.

censored said...

I thought your absence was in part to you going out on the town and beating up women with Randy Moss.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"When referring to the "white devil" and cracker woman"

Sir, on the topic of stupidity...we never called the white she-devil a 'cracker woman'.

Please re-read our usage of the commonly accepted term of 'cracker'. It was not in reference to the undead Clinton.

She is beneath even the lowliest cracker.

Look down. See her?

censored said...

Obama comes from the womb of a "white devil"...he is as black as christmas snow....you are a sucker, but what else is new. I would think Obama would scare you..he calls for change..and the last thing your people have demonstrated is the desire to change.

censored said...

Please re-read our usage of the commonly accepted term of 'cracker'

the only commonly accepted thing is that your are a total jackass.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

"Obama comes from the womb of a "white devil"...he is as black as christmas snow....you are a sucker, but what else is new. I would think Obama would scare you..he calls for change..and the last thing your people have demonstrated is the desire to change."

Sir, there is a brutality in your language which is inspiring.

As for growing in a white woman's womb...we find no fault in the Negro Elder Obama finding whatever fertile field could house his seed.

Certainly, as is the case with most white woman...the chance to carry the off spring of a Negro was her deepest desire.

Here, Here for the birther of Obama achieving her dream.

And, Here, Here for Brother Obama achieving the lifetime dream of the African Diaspora.

To be crowned king of the country which destroyed a continent....priceless.

Al_Sharpton's_Banana_Hammock said...

All hail the return of the Mac!!!

Malcom Hex said...

What people are finding out is that the census in the country is BS!!!...

THere are a hell of a lot more black people here than the government wants to admit. and we are seeing that as support for Obama swells.

Bill Belichick said...

Even if the government "refuses to acknowledge the real percentage of blacks in America" it still doesn't matter because, compared to Caucasian males, black voter turnout pales in comparison.

And I'd like to share the greatest quote ever from an interview with a black woman during the 1996 election in Washington D.C. when asked whether she voted or not: "I didn't vote because it's a white person thing". Absolutely classic.

By the way I love this site--that interview with Scoop made my mind explode and my sides split from laughter. Keep up the good work related to sports.

Steven A's Cheese Doodles said...

""I didn't vote because it's a white person thing". Absolutely classic."

maybe you aren't paying attention, but, obama is making it a black person thing.

Sebastian said...

Glad to see you back.

Go Barack!

censored said...

70 percent of the fathers in your community dont stick around and you think that they care enough to show up to vote...please.

Al Sharpton's Hair Relaxer said...

Obama was abandoned at a young age by his philandering Negro father. Anyone who questions his blackness is indeed ignorant.

Mr. Obama is indeed biding his time, playing up the fawning white liberals as they create this wave of hysteria which will carry him to the Mulatto House next January. I am sure that once he takes the oath of office you will see him whip out a pack of Kools and take a long refreshing swig of Grape Nehi.

MMurr said...

NOIS, best of luck in your quest to protect us from the crackers...

http://wonkette.com/tag/our-redneck-nation/

RockyJasons said...

"Here, Here for the birther of Obama achieving her dream."

"And, Here, Here for Brother Obama achieving the lifetime dream of the African Diaspora."

Really?...Where? Where?

Sator Arepo said...

Sirs,

Glad y'all are back. You were missed. Sorely.

Sincerely,
A White Texan for Obama

one fish two fish red fish blue fish said...

McCain just wet himself after having a war flashback.

Hilary is busy eating crotch.

B.O. is smokin a port tappin Michelle

....and somewhere in a secluded FoxNews backroom, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity are teabagging each other.