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Sunday, March 9, 2008

Paradise Found: Righteous Victory in the Center Of Evil

The picture says it all.

A smiling Original Man in Carolina Blue.

Two exasperated pawns of the Devil.

Green went after the rim with particular gusto on one first-half fast break, posterizing Paulus with a thunderous dunk that Heels fans will be celebrating for months

"It felt good, man," Green said. "There's a lot of people in the country that don't like Greg Paulus. I'm pretty sure they were pretty happy watching that."

Certainly, Green righteously communicated most of the world's view on not only Paulus but what he represents. And we certainly will be enjoying running the 'posterizing' of Paulus through our minds for several months. As will most fans of good and righteous hoops.

What must be brought to the forefront of discussion after this 3rd consecutive victory in the Den of the Devil, is that the difference was pure athleticism. A trait commonly found amongst the righteous and original man.

The legion of doom fighting for the evil intentions of coach K(kk) certainly fought tenaciously and with verve. Clawing and scratching (and fouling with virtually no calls) as the Righteous Black (yes, tar is black, so let's call it what it is) Heels dominated inside. Gritty Black Heel Tyler Hansbrough didn't even reach the foul line once. Think about all the contact you saw in the paint and ruminate on that.

Yes, despite the tainted souls of the referees allowing the Creatures of Cameron to run free and with reckless abandon for the rules, the Black Heels relied on that athleticism (synonymous with the original basketball playing man) to overwhelm and decapitate the the devil's serpent. Exposing the soulless ghouls of Durham as mere pretenders to the throne of college hoops.

The power above made the sky Carolina Blue for a reason!


one fish two fish red fish blue fish said...

Thoughts for the day....

Why the hell does Coach K look like he did 15 years ago. I swear the man doesn't age. Nor does Rick Pitino, David Robinson, and Michael Jordan.

Why can't there be more NBA posts on this blog?

If there is ever a movie made about Barack Obama, Harry Lennix should get the lead role. Almost a spitting image.

I hate Duke like Allah hates smothered pork chops. North Carolina bothers me as well.

Why couldn't John Singleton have allowed Tupac to bypass that AIDS test so he could have banged Janet in Poetic Justice? I've always longed to see a naked Janet Jackson.

And why must I be the first to post on this blog!??! Holla at me!!!

RighteousReasoner said...

"I've always longed to see a naked Janet Jackson"

You and I both, sir. You and I both.

I contemplated the first post, but I already addressed the matter in the Roger Clemens thread.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to kill whitey.

Malcom Hex said...

duke ain't got nothin for no one.

read stewart mandel's column on about how duke has used a soft non conference schedule the past 4-5 years to build an inflated record. and how many of those 'micky d' all americans they sign weren't as high up on the recruiting rankings UNTIL they signed with duke.

smoke and mirrors.

the devil has no clothes.

RighteousReasoner said...
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RighteousReasoner said...

"how many of those 'micky d' all americans they sign weren't as high up on the recruiting rankings UNTIL they signed with duke."

To be fair, that's no different than any other of the so-called top programs.

But enough serious posting from me. Seems I've spotted a paleface through my sniper rifle...

ZEKE said...

"But enough serious posting from me. Seems I've spotted a paleface through my sniper rifle..."

good thing you don't even know how to set the dope....

RighteousReasoner said...

Sir, dope is a drug created by the white devil to destroy the Negroes of Amerikkka (see what I did there? That's better than Coach KKK). Indeed, it is a well known fact that dope was and still is distributed in urban ghettos by the secret service. How dare you throw that word around with such callousness!!

DCThrowback said...

"Gritty Black Heel Tyler Hansbrough"

Classic. Why not just use "high-motored"? Well, I guess it doesn't sound as good for one...

Keep up the good work!

Al_Sharpton's_Banana_Hammock said...

"Negroes of Amerikkka (see what I did there? That's better than Coach KKK). "

...except it has been done a million times before you...please get original, you are becoming a bore.

RighteousReasoner said...

If you still don't get it...well, you never will.

Fight on righteously, Reverend Al!

5PercentBodyFat said...

Worng, Obviously Scott Lawrence should play Obama. He's on that choice in hotel commercial

Anonymous said...

Cracker ass crackers!!!

Praise Jesus!

barack08 said...

RighteousReasoner, you are a retarded NIGGER! I wish I could just meet you in person to just beat the living shit out of you. Despite knowing you, I hate you, and hope you fucking suffer for all of eternity...NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RighteousReasoner said...

Oh come on my Righteous Half-Negro, that's the best you got?

lgf said...

lol. you can just imagine him typing that in and laughing to himself thinking, 'these naggers are fuckin wit the nagger.'

Poncho Sinatra said...

Jeremiah Wright endorses Duke Basketball?